Thursday, July 5, 2007

oh!

Good night shirt. I don't know what was going on yesterday, but it was terrifying! People started SHOOTING at us around 9-30 last night and they kept on trying to kill us until about 10-00!!! Luckily none of their shots hit the mark but let me tell you, I was jumping high into the air and barking and doing my best to avoid the bullets! Horrifying! Massah said this happens once every year - I don't know what she's doing!!! What kind of crimes is she committing to have 500 hit-men after her EVERY SINGLE YEAR?!?! Why wasn't I made aware of this when I first came to live here?!?! And what is she really doing during those 8 hours every day when she says she's "working"?!?! She's at "work" right now - I wonder if she's torturing and murdering someone as I type!?!?!?!?! I'm off to check everyone else's blogs to see if anydog else's parents are as covertly criminal as Massah is.... I never would have guessed it of her. *shaking head* Dogness. I don't know what to think any more.

25 comments:

coco said...

ohmydog the same thing happened at our house! only at OUR house my DAD was joining in by shooting stuff up into the SKY and my mom was criticizing him because they weren't making pretty lights, just HORRIBLE noises! she kept saying she liked the kind that make pretty lights up in the sky, and all his did was piddle out with a VERY LOUD BANG. i went and hid inside to get away from the entire thing, but of course i could still hear everything wuth my perfect little ears.

coco said...

p.s. i don't think the 4th of july is my favorite howliday anymore.

p.s.s. i will sniff around the family and let you know if i find anything out about massah's clandestine activities. stay safe, tad!

Mike said...

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give us some insight on the "person behind the blog."

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Mike Thomas

Peanut said...

Oh my goodness tad. You might have to sleep with one eye open from now on.

Grammie said...

Not to worry Tad. All those bullets are not meant for Massah. They went off at our house for hours. People in Oregon don't seem to know that they set off illegal "bullets" that can be seen houses away. Foley hid under the computer desk for hours. Dawson barked at the silliest noises and got Pappy yelling. Massah needs to get you a Comfort Zone plug in to help you relax. I do hope you got a bite of BBQ.
Peanut and Flash's Grammie

Luckie Girl said...

Hey Tad,
Oh wow..the blog interviewer wants to interview YOU!!!!! Is that cool or what? Are you going to accept the interview?
Gee...I don't think Massah would allow you to take on the interview since she has so many hit men after her. That wouldn't be wise.
Those fireworks thingy? Nah, it's banned in Singapore. Only the relevant authorities can do so at big events.

Balboa said...

Who is this mike and why does he want to ask you questions???? hmmmmmm.......

Anyway, damn those fireworks, I hate them too, but luckily it rained all night, there weren't many. I'm gonna have to make sure it rains every 4th of July.

Balboa said...

P.S. if you do find out that your mommy is torturing people, then I'd let her do whatever she wants, just watch out!!!!!!

Toby said...

Yikes Tad! Same thing happen to me a few days ago (July 1st to be exact). Jeez, I wonder what the humans are really up to when they say they're "working". I think they're seriously up to no good!!

If you find out what Massah really does at "work", let me know.

Tobes

Ruby Bleu said...

Tad, I don't think it's Massah's fault. I was with my Mom and she said they were fireworks. I don't like them...they made me very nervous and jumpy.

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Charlie Kelley-Church said...

Wow- the same thing happened at our house. It never occured to me that my parents might be "professional" hit persons! I'm going to have to keep a closer watch on them. Try to stay safe.

C-K-C

nm said...

I feel very much the same Tadpole!

What the heck to they do all day?

I was blase during fireworks, they oohed and aahed and forgot all about me.

isn't it all about me?


smooches,

ernest

Frasypoo said...

I think those shooting men have targetted all the doggie who blog because they seem to have visited all of us!Maybe they dont like us having"freedom of speech"
Frasier

Quinvale AstaLaVista Baby said...

G'day Tad,

I'm glad that you survived this year's attack. It's nice and quiet down here in Australia.

xxx Asta down under

coco said...

an interview by the blog captain! wow!!!! tad you are so super cool!!!! let us know where and when we can read it!!!!!!

oh and grammy said to say maybe this mike thomas guy is single and cute (wink, wink) - we already know he loves doggins!!!!

coco said...

oh, tad. i just had the worst thought. maybe this mike thomas is really some kind of federal agent or something, and is INVESTIGATING massah to see why you were being attacked by the shooters last night.

but please try not to worry. if she gets busted and they send her off to hooman prison, you can come stay with us. mom said so.

wally said...

Your ma must work with MY ma because someone always tries to shoot her! I'm going to FOIA the Abu Ghraib files. Might be something there.

Ooh I hate the 4th.

wally.

Seadra & Zoe said...

Oh Tadpole, don't be silly. Anyone that loves you as much as your Mom does couldn't possible be doing anything shady while she's at "work". Your imagination is running wild.

Love, Seadra and Zoe

The Airechicks said...

Tad:

If Massah would have told you - you might have said "No Thanks !!"

You can have your own pawty next year....

What did you say Massah does at work ????

Joe Stains said...

Tad, maybe you need a bullet proof vest, or maybe you need to have Fig explain it all to you???

Girl Girl Hamster said...

That sounds so scary... Stay safe Tadpole.. I wonder what your Massah to get attacked like that

~ girl girl

Ricky Pepper said...

Hi Tad,

Maybe Massah was fraternizing with the enemies - cats! Do you need me to get my cat army together to retaliate??

The Rickster

Oscar Airedale said...

Hmm, in my house it seems to happen around Nov 5th but mum says t's really somethnig called "Guy Fawkes Night" where they celebrate some guy who once tried to blow up the Houses of Parliament or something???

Licks
Oscar x

Sophie Brador said...

It just goes to show that you never truly know anyone. If my mom didn't work at home most of the time, I'd be pretty suspicious that she was planning heists with Massah. But she's on the phone a lot, and writing on the computer all the time. Who is she writing to? Hmmmm. Maybe her and Massah are spies. Maybe all the apes are!

Stanley said...

Tadpole!

Sorry you got the peewally scared out of you! Who does that Massah (if that *is* her real name) think she is, exposing you to such violence???! You know, for $14.95 you can get a complete background check on her on the internet. If we all chip in maybe you could find out who you're living with, and if it was something more than stinkin' Fourth of July fireworks!

BTW, that photo of you is going up in my house! YOU KILL ME, MAN! (Love the faux-hawk).

Goob love,
Stanley