Good night shirt. I don't know what was going on yesterday, but it was terrifying! People started SHOOTING at us around 9-30 last night and they kept on trying to kill us until about 10-00!!! Luckily none of their shots hit the mark but let me tell you, I was jumping high into the air and barking and doing my best to avoid the bullets! Horrifying! Massah said this happens once every year - I don't know what she's doing!!! What kind of crimes is she committing to have 500 hit-men after her EVERY SINGLE YEAR?!?! Why wasn't I made aware of this when I first came to live here?!?! And what is she really doing during those 8 hours every day when she says she's "working"?!?! She's at "work" right now - I wonder if she's torturing and murdering someone as I type!?!?!?!?! I'm off to check everyone else's blogs to see if anydog else's parents are as covertly criminal as Massah is.... I never would have guessed it of her. *shaking head* Dogness. I don't know what to think any more.