Tuesday, March 24, 2009

WARNING:

THIS POST IS RATED "R" FOR INTENSE SCENES OF SUSPENSE AND TERROR.

I was going to put a movie up, but the live-action might be too much for many viewers. Instead I have captured stills of the event and will share them with you. But you have been warned.




Scene One:
A ferocious stegosaurus sits, patiently awaiting its prey.


Stock photo of stegosaurus for additional information, in the name of science.


The camera moves in, highlighting the dangerous tongs covering the dinosaur's back.


Scene Two:
A pathetic monkey-faced canine aimlessly stands among the foliage, hoping for food to drop into her mouth.


Easily bored (a clear sign of lesser intelligence) she lies down, utterly unaware of any impending danger.



Scene Three:
The feared stegosaurus shoves its legthal plates into its chosen victim's face.


The unsuspecting victim slowly lifts her head, eyes widening as she takes in the full extent of the terror that is staring her down.



*flashing lights and buzzers sounding*
TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR!

She faints, her miniscule brain unable to handle her feelings of horror and helplessness.


If you see this face, BEWARE. He may be prowling around your neighborhood, hunting down his next victim.



Unless Massah decides to clip my back hair. Then Taddy, the Little Naked Chinese Man, will be back.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Happy St Patrick's Day

Massah decided she wanted to get a nice picture of me sleeping on her lap to post for St Patrick's Day....


I was even wearing green! But then this happened:


And then this:


And OMD this!


I thought my tongue would NEVER stop coming out!!!


My gracious - I need to learn to control this thing! We never did get a nice shot. We had to settle for this one:


Happy blurry and distorted St Patty's Day, everyone!

Sunday, March 8, 2009

3-7-2009

Grandpa went Home last night at 11:12pm.



We all miss him. Thanks for your thoughts and prayers for all our family (Petra too!) during this time.