Wednesday, July 11, 2007

I am exasperated

I am a dog. Not a doll, not a baby. My name is not Barbie, and I don't come with interchangable accessories.

That being said, Massah STILL puts clothes on me all the time.

She hasn't gotten anything PINK yet, but I can feel that coming too....

And I don't want to hear anything about "protection from the sun" or any of that other crap. Those are EXCUSES for her to use me as a substitute baby doll that she never had in childhood or something like that. This is how I feel about YOU, Massah:

At least Lola liked her present that I sent her; that makes me happy!


Anonymous said... need to get the crap to stop! NO TO CLOTHES! You're a dog!!

Ruby Bleu said...

Hey Tad...
I hear ya buddy!!! Clothes suck...they just suck. But you DO need to make sure that you don't get sunburned, ok?

Hey, check out my blog today...I have a surprise for you!!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

hershey the doglet said...

oh mom had the audacity to crochet me a sweater this winter! only good thing is that it stretched out really bad and i didn't have to wear it anymore. but...she gave it to copper's mom!! hahahaha

Ferndoggle said...

At least your Massah doesn't put sunscreen on you...for BABIES! I'm not a baby ::stomp stomp::!!!

Yeah, yeah, yeah...they just love us & don't want us to get skin cancer & die prematurely. Uh huh. But it's still humiliating.

I think you look smashing in your green t-shirt.

Your BFF Lola Sprout Beyonce

P.S. I love my dumbbell ball!! I just need to figure out how to pick up. Mom's gonna help me.


CLOTHES - NO!!!!! Bad Massah!!

Oscar Airedale said...

I'm not surprised that Lola liked her fabby presents!

I know mum has just ordered me some clothes from Butchy and Snicker's mum, but she promises it's for very occasional wear only.

Oscar x

Peanut said...

Tell massah there is such a thing as sunscreen for dogs and you don't need clothes. Oh and of course lola loved her presents they were cool and from you.

FleasGang said...

We think you look fetching in lime green. And that little paw print on the shoulder is cool.

The FleasGang

wally said...

That shirt totally makes your pecs look real big and manly.

Once when I had surgery I had to wear a t-shirt that had a rhinestone on it and said "Sassy."

The horror, the horror.


Asta said...

if anydog can make clothes wowk for them , you can, you DO NOT look like a baby doll, you look like a wild boy, and as far as your comment on hair in my blog...if I looked as good as you , I wouldn't need you have that rakish hair in the eyes thing're hot and you know it, don't deny it Tad
smoochie kisses

Balboa & Mommy said...

Maybe you should buy a Massah doll so she'll stop drssing you up!

Or you could pee on all the clothes dude.

Frenchie Snorts

Seadra & Zoe said...

We were wondering if you really do sunburn? We can't even get a tan.

Love, Seadra and Zoe

Joe Stains said...

ooh boy mint green is the next step toward pink, mark my words!

The Airechicks said...

But Tad -

You're just so cute...

Maybe you could pink but what about navy or red ???

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh.. but you sure do look cute in clothes Tadpole. :)

~ girl girl

ToFFee said...

hey tad!

great thing we don't have that much petshops around here for mom to get clothes!

but I know she's researching.. I kept seeing her looking into that e-bay thing..hopefully the prices are expensive.. hehehe!

so far so good.. just don't let my mom see that.. she might remember to get me one too..

I think you can tell massah to buy you sunblock??

I like the interrogation you've done on why you think massah is in twouble...

you got the Rockin Guy Blogger Award!

Maggie said...

Hi Tadpole,
You are a handsome little spitfire, aren't you! I'm going to visit your blog more often!

Love ya lots,

Luckie Girl said...

Hey Tad ~ I know what you mean about those clothes. what's wrong with being nekkid? massah could do that too ya know?

Stanley said...

Tadpole Bud,

Are you sticking your tongue out at Massah or cleaning your own nose, guy? Either way, it's very IN YOUR FACE, MASSAH!

I'm so with you on the clothes thing. You're plenty fashionable with that gray, pink and polka dot thing you have going on. Do listen to Ruby, though. You gotta protect yourself somehow from the sun.

Goober love,

Lorenza said...

Hi, Tad.
Don't be mad, your Massah is trying to protect you! You don't look like a doll!!! You are too handsome for that! And we all know it!
Have a good night