I am so sad. We were gone all weekend, and when we returned last night (Sunday) I found something that broke my heart. *sniff* I immediately went out to visit Tree and make my big boy pee-pee on him.
But what is wrong with him?!
OOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!! Someone MURDERED Tree!!!
I looked all around but did not see the culprit.
I was so sad I just went inside and lay down and mourned. Someone KILLED him!!! Viciously ended his life! I just can't take it!!!
I'm thinking it must have been those hit-men who were shooting at us on July 4th. Since they were unable to kill us, they targeted our nearest and dearest instead. I'm going to do some investigations tonight and see what I can find out about the OBVIOUSLY clandestine and dangerous activities that Massah is participating in. I'm going to get to the bottom of this. I wish I had Joey's Detective Jacket to help me... but I'll have to make do with what I can find. No one can kill Tree and get away with it unscathed!
17 comments:
Oh Tad...
I'm so sorry to hear about tree. In this time of mourning does this mean you are no longer doing big boy pee-pee?
Lots of Sad Licks, Ruby
It's time for CSI: Illinois.
wally.
You need to call Monk. He would have it figured out in no time.
Tad,
I can't believe our girls are the same! That's kinda neat! My momma really wants to do animal assisted therapy but she said there aren't many classes for it so for now she just volunteers! Music therapy is totally neat too! Perhaps your Massah can counsel you out of the loss or Tree :(
Stay Strong, Brother
Ricky
PS My momma said if you want to give us your address, she will mail some of my goodies to you so we can share :)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NOT TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is so incredibly sad.
Hopefully you can find some comfort in knowing that today is my birthday....
I agree with my grammie. Call Monk he will get to the bottom of it. We are sorry about tree
I can't barely even dare to voice what I think may have happened to tree, but I fear you might have inadvertantly killed him yourself Tad!!!
Licks
Oscar x
Tad
It's so sad
For you to be
Mourning your tree
I think it's time
I stop this rhyme
And follow Wally
He's right, oh golly
This poem does suck
You might have more luck
If you employ
CSI Illinois
Goob love to ya, Tadpole!
Stanley
Seeing Goob's rhyme I got inspired:
Oh Tad,
you look so sad
Poor tree
Now where you
gonna pee?
Woofs Casper
Tad,
I'm so sowwy about your loss..poor twee...this is wowth investigating, they must twooly be evil to kill little defenseless twee..hope you find the culpwits
smoochie kisses
Asta
This is really sad. Who knew your tree would leave you so pre-maturely in the COLD, CRUEL world?
How are you dealing with your big boy pee pee now? GOing back to the girl girl pee style now?
Hi, Tad.
You must be so sad about your tree. I understand you and share your pain. I hope you can find a new one soon!
Besos
Lorenza
sounds to me like you need a bullet proof jacket not my detective coat!!!
Hi Tad,
Thats horrible...Did' nt Wally have a tree too ?You need to check and see if that is intact.Otherwise it may be a plot against you guys!
Frasier
O.M.DoG!!! They killed tree???
You don't need Tree to make manly pee pees...Just pretend like your Sherman.
Your BF FFFFF,
Lola
Maybe Massah-in-law did it because you forgot her birthday. You know, most murders are done by someone they know. Just an observation.
The FleasGang
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