I am recovering nicely from the horror that was Wednesday night. Massah got me a shirt to help me feel better, but I do not like it. Granted, it is not PINK, but it has a BOW on it and I refused to let her take a picture of me wearing it. I'm still taking it easy, so today's post will be about something that requires nothing of me - telling you about Google Searches that led to My Blog! And yes, I'm stealing this idea from others before me who have done this with more originality and aplomb, but here goes anyway.
1. Boy Peeing In Pond - NOOOOO! Massah says Tadpole Pomegrante DO NOT DO THAT! whenever I get close. Ponds are for LOOKING AT, not drinking from or making pee-pee in. And that's straight from the horse's mouth. And by "horse" I mean Massah.
There was some other searches for pee-pee, like Peeing Like A Man (which I can do, but since Tree was murdered I'm taking a break while I mourn) and Big Boy Pee (which I can also do!) and one other which I don't completely understand: Under Boy Peepee To Get. Yes, my pee-pee maker is under my body, but I'm not sure why you would want to get the pee-pee. Now I am the most fervent poo eater in the world, but even I don't drink pee-pee (any more, that is - I grew out of that stage a couple months ago).
2. Interesting Stuff About Tadpole (keep coming back and you'll learn all kind of interesting stuff about me!), How Does A Tadpole Come To Life (I didn't really come to life until Massah found me - before that I sat in a dark basement for 6 months - so I would suggest finding someone who loves you and then spending as much time with them as possible), Pictures Of All Kinds Of Tadpoles - wait, "All Kinds"?! There is only ONE of me! But what is THIS!
WHAT is it?!?! And what is happening to it?!?!
OH MY GOSH!!! It's a MUTANT!!!
28 comments:
Hey Taddie...
Glad you are feeling better! I love all your search explanations...especially about the peepee!!! I'm so glad you cleared up the frog situation too! I wouldn't want Bernard to chase and eat you!
Hey, can you and Massah send me an email so I can have your and Fig's email address??? My email on my blog.
Lots of Licks, Ruby
Aw come on Tad! I want to see you in your shirt with a bow!! I'm sure you still look manly anyway.
I'm very glad your toes feel a little better. Take it easy this weekend!
LSB
My mom hates frogs too, gross real frogs, not you. I am glad I can't get a sunburn, OUCH
Your pee inquiries are far preferable to the regular poo ones that I get. EWWWWW.
I hope your toes are doing better but do act like you are too hurt to wear the shirt with the bow. Why do moms find the rat trap SO FUNNY? I wasn't hurt (physically) so I guess I will forgive your massah. Maybe.
wally.
I hope I cannot get a burn !I am white ...Horrible
frasier
Thanks for the sunscreen info. Cha Cha definitely needs it. I hope your little tootsies are okay.
xo
SB
So we were thinking that maybe Tad was trying to get his toes blue like yours Massah. But I guess he over did it a little.
Simon tends to pee on the back of his front legs and he licks it while he's still squirting away. He's a gross little bugger sometimes. Oops! Too much information :-)
The FleasGang
Oh my mom yelled when she saw the frog picture and it was funny. But she says she forgives you since you said sorry. You had some very interesting searches lots of ones about pee and we will defintely keep coming back to learn all we can about you. Take it easy on those toes.
Funny Google searches-- how are all you guys finding those?
Oh-- and I want to chase your froggies till i pass out-- which wont take but a few minutes : )
Bernard
see Ruby's-- I want frog's not tadpole's lol :)
hey tadpole ponydog! i'm sooo glad to hear you are feeling a little bit better today. i wonder what kind of shirt comes with a bow that is made for a little chinese man?
just remember, even if you don't likes it, it will keep your tender skin from getting burned. i cannot look at that picture of your poor scalded back without starting to whimper with sympathy!
stay cool tads! cuzzie kisses, coco
Hi, Tad.
I am so happy to hear that you are feeling better! I was worried.
Show us your shirt. I promise we will not make fun of you!!
Have you think about the strange things people look for at Google??
Have a good night
Lorenza
Hey Tad,
Those were some wierd google searches huh? I hope your toes are much better now!!
Tad Man!
I can't imagine why every search doesn't lead to your blog! You have it all - international intrigue, romance, environmentalism, action, and... pee pee. Who would want anything else?
Hope the toes are feeling better!
Goob love to you, manly dog!
Stanley
owww.. that sunburn looks nasty!
how did you do that which google goes to your bloggie?
tadpoles look nothing like you.. except maybe if you wear that green shirt again....
hope the toes are fine now...
Wuffs!
Toffee
We are glad that your toes are feeling better.
Great info on the searches.
Love, Seadra and Zoe
Tadpole, my name is Suki Sumo and I found your blog through Ruby's. I think you have the cutest 'do ever and mommy says she absolutely loves your brown nose.
Tadpole, my name is Suki Sumo and I found your blog through Ruby's. I think you have the cutest 'do ever and mommy says she absolutely loves your brown nose.
Hi Tad!
Glad you are feeling better. First you are naked with sunburn, then your pancreas, now your toes are falling off. Tell Massah to do a Google search for herself too!
xoox,
Ricky
well tadpole i am happy you are feeling better...i wish i could come and give your tootsies a big kiss...i have a silly question..it has been driving me nutso...why do you call you mama massah...is that her real name...or is that how you say mama...just curious
So glad you are feeling better!!! As for the shirt with the bow on it...um...what was massah thinking?? That's something my mom would do to me!!! (I think there's something seriously wrong with them...don't u think?)
Ouch, that sunburn looks painful?? Mom's gonna look into some sunscreen! Good thinking Tad!!!
Tobes
G'day Tad,
I hope you're feeling better from your ordeal with the blanket.
xxx Asta down under
Happy to hear that your paw is feeling better. That looks like a very nasty sunburn that you had. Poor little man! We're glad you aren't a real tadpole. Those things are ugly and you're a cutie! Belly Rubs, Tasha & Eva
Tad,
those were the funniest, but I love to look at YOU! the bestest and ONLY weal TADPOLE!
I'm glad youtoesies are getting better, can't you just take the bow off? and then it would pwobably be a super cool shirt..let's see it
smoochie kisses, and xtra ones for you booboos
Asta
Tadpole. glad to know that you wont be changing into one of those mutant soon. It looks really scary. I prefer you as you are now. :)
~ girl girl
Those hoomans that do Google searches are so odd! I dubt I'll ever need sunscreen with all my hair, but good to know I can if I like!
Licks
Oscar x
Hi there Tadpole! Nice to meet you! You look kinda cute in that t-shirt. Good to hear that you're feeling all better now!
P/S: I've added you as my friend. Hope you'll do the same thing too. Will visit your bloggy often!
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
hi Tad,
glad to noe dat your toe is feeling better.
i wanna c u in your BOW shirt too!
Gosh, there's a great deal of helpful data in this post!
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