Monday, July 23, 2007

*hrumph*

Here are the pictures you've been asking about: the DREADED shirt with a BOW on it which should be OUTLAWED because I'm a BOY and not a GIRL or a DOLL or something like that.


If you just look at me from the front you don't really notice, but from the side you can just catch a glimpse of the side of the nasty, evil BOW...


And then the back. *sigh* Full on HORROR!!!


Massah is evil evil evil EVIL and I want to run away and live with my BFF Lola Sprout Beyonce because I can give her my clothes and she can put them on and win all kinds of contests because she's so funny wearing them, and then she can enter contests to win MONEY for her beautiful pictures and then we can buy treats and I will help her eat them all because Massah wouldn't be there to take them away from me and tell me that it will make my pancreas angry again. I think that's a pretty good plan, if I do say so myself, huh?!

And we've been too busy to read everyone else's blogs, so I apologize on Massah's behalf. She's been out of town with work (another mighty suspicious red flag, if you ask me... going up to Chicago - isn't that where all the gangsters are?) but she is now home and will help me catch up on everybody lives soon. I'm happy to be back and even happier to get out of that evil GIRL shirt she stuffed me in!

24 comments:

Ruby Bleu said...

Wow Tad...I don't think I've ever seen you so angry. Maybe Massah can replace the bow for a button on your shirt...that would be manly.

Oh and how are your toes? Are they all better?

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Ferndoggle said...

Yayyyyy Tadpole! Come to my house! We can play & play & eat junk food & play and I'll wear your bow shirt (even though it's not pink...my signature color). I'm gonna see if I can use the computer to buy you a bus ticket.

Your BFF, LSB

Lorenza said...

Hi, Tad.
Yes, that t-shirt is girly! I am so sorry for you! You want we talk with your Massah about it?? Let us know maybe we can help!
Have a nice day
Lorenza

Peanut said...

Hmm maybe there is a way to tie it so it doesn't make a bow? I do beleive a ton of gansters live in Chicago. You had better keep an eye out.

wally said...

Tad--I think you pull it off. It takes a real man to wear a bow and look totally totally manly.

And maybe your mom was visiting my onkel Eric in Chicago! He's not a gangster, though. Unless there's a gang of graduate students in English. They'll cap a metaphor in your ass!

Ooops. I swore.

wally.

Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

Woo glad Massah is back home! The shirt is cute except the bow. but, it is not really a girly bow.
hugs,
Sitka

Joe Stains said...

that shirt was AWFUL AWFUL! I cannot believe you had to wear that!

Bruin said...

Chew the bow off Tad!!

Luckie Girl said...

Maybe you can get Fig to chew that darn ribbon off. I'm sorry but I think you don't quite carry off the metrosexual look.

Whoa..i wouldn't want to mess with Massah. Chicago sounds mean.

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh.. Have you gotten out of that shirt already tadpole?? Why's massah going to places where there's gangsters??


~ girl girl

Asta said...

Tad,
What a plan..it is pwetty good..but how awe you going to sneak past Fig..I think she'll tell on you and you'll be captuwed and put in jail and given nofing but hawd cwusts and water..oooh it's too howwwible to contemplate, you better not go.
Ahem, I'm known for my fashion expawtese in this neck of the woods, and I think it would be a super cool shiwt if youtied a knot and cut off the excess wibbon, then it wouldn't be giwly at all
smoochie kisses
Asta(pee ess Shik awgo, now that is suspicious, hmmm)

Toby said...

OMD! A bow?? What is massah thinking? I think u need Figs help. Maybe she can help chew off that bow! (Hey, but at least it's not on ur head!)

Tobes

Ume said...

i've to agree... it's girly!

Oscar Airedale said...

Hmm, I have to agree on the shirt buddy. I think oyu need to play tuggie with Fig using it as the tuggie!

Licks
Oscar x

Winston said...

I certainly don't mind if you link :D I've linked you too!

Quinvale AstaLaVista Baby said...

Poor Tad,

Mum was inspired by your massah and brought me home a weally obnoxious hat fwom Bangkok. I'm beggin her not to post it, but I think she will this weekend.

xxx Asta down under

Amber-Mae said...

Oh no! That girly shirt totally doesn't suit you Tadpole! Rip it up!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Stanley said...

Tadpole!

No offense to Massah, but her doggie fashion sense SUCKS! That shirt is all wrong for you on a number of fronts, not to mention the fuggly bow. That color washes you out and it doesn't fit all that well either.

About those graduate students Wally mentioned, I wouldn't write them off. They can't get pretty mean when they're haning out in a pack.

Glad you're back, buddy.

Goober love,
Stanley

Maggie said...

I agree with the others, the bow has got to go!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

Balboa & Mommy said...

WTF, man you need to talk to your mom, your a dude not a dudette.

Glad, you're back we missed you.

Frenchie Snorts
Balboa

Suki Sumo said...

Ugh, there were pugs in DRESSES at the meet-up over the weekend which is TOTALLY WRONG. The worst part is that mommy was talking all about how she needs to get me one. Thankfully, daddy is on MY side and refuses to let her do such a thing to me. I prefer to be nudie.

SukiDuki Sumo

wally said...

Tad: http://media.urbandictionary.com/
image/large/moran-7512.jpg

Though I'd heard this was an anti-anti war protest? But the choice of shirt is quite telling, I think.

wally.

coco said...

tee-hee! tad that shirt is NOT as girly as you think - besides, even male hoomans wear bow ties. you look as scruffily debonair as always, no matter what massah makes you wear.

appropriately affectionate, coco

Butchy & Snickers said...

Tad, Tad, Tad,
That's not a girly shirt. The bow is just for hooking the shirt tighter by your neck. Maybe Massah can change it and make a loop from it on one side & put a button on the other. Would that be better?
Luv & Wirey Hugs,
Butchy & Snickers