Massah is evil evil evil EVIL and I want to run away and live with my BFF Lola Sprout Beyonce because I can give her my clothes and she can put them on and win all kinds of contests because she's so funny wearing them, and then she can enter contests to win MONEY for her beautiful pictures and then we can buy treats and I will help her eat them all because Massah wouldn't be there to take them away from me and tell me that it will make my pancreas angry again. I think that's a pretty good plan, if I do say so myself, huh?!
And we've been too busy to read everyone else's blogs, so I apologize on Massah's behalf. She's been out of town with work (another mighty suspicious red flag, if you ask me... going up to Chicago - isn't that where all the gangsters are?) but she is now home and will help me catch up on everybody lives soon. I'm happy to be back and even happier to get out of that evil GIRL shirt she stuffed me in!