Tuesday, July 10, 2007

CSI: Tadpole Style

So I have been doing some investigations into Massah's activities. So far all I have found out is that she leaves at 8-30 every morning, looking nice and put-together, and comes home around 5-30 with her hair pulled straight back, sighing about how tired she is, and usually carrying some kind of fast food bag. From this, I have deduced that she must be running around attacking people all day (hence the hair in a pony-tail and the exhaustion) and stalking someone at a fast food restaurant (since she's there EVERY DAY). That's not too much to go on, so I took a long look at her physical person, trying to figure out why anyone would want to kill her. I DID find a few things there. Exhibit One:

She came home with these the other day. Now, I tried to eat them off of her toes, but they seem to be firmly attached. (And also - WHY is her second toe longer than her first?!?!) Suspicious, if you ask me. Not enough to cause an attempt on her life, in my opinion, but you never know with these hit-men. Exhibit Two:

Now THESE are a different story. She pokes and prods and scratches me with these things all the time. If she does that to everyone she meets, that could certainly cause someone to get annoyed enough to try to capture her and cut them off themselves. Jeesh. Exhibit Three:

I have tried, from the time I FIRST CAME HOME, to eat these things off her arm - and they WILL NOT COME OFF!!! She calls them "frackles" (something like that) and makes me stop nibbling at them. And there's also some writing on there too. I don't know what it says, but it may be some kind of secret code that only her accomplices can decifer. And lastly, Exhibit Four:

It HAS to be against some kind of law to have a forehead that large!!!!!


wally said...

Tadpole--Are the frackles tasty? My ma ape has some and I could use a little snack. Those scratching devices look intriguing. I am always poked and prodded by fingers with nails chewed to the nub. I think my ma ape might be more masculine than the both of us combined. Yeesh.



Tadpole- your massah should put some of that blue stuff on your nails- that would just be too cute!!

Sparky said...

OK...I did a little research for you. I found out that if your human's second toe is longer than their big toe, it means that they are a good lover! (Whatever that means.) My mama said that that fact may come in handy for that guy-quest your grandma is on for Massah!

Grammie said...

I think exhibit one is really Peanut's mom in her new blue hair. It is a disguise to fool everyone. I know if your second toe is longer than your big toe you have been "taken up" and had surgery. I think the writing on the arm can only be read by CATS! Beware and hyperviligent.
Peanut and Flash's Grammie

Ruby Bleu said...

Taddy...I believe there are only more questions and not enough answers by this. It's all very confusing ESPECIALLY the blueness of her feets...maybe she is an alien and all those booms and shots were her people coming back to get her????

Good Luck...where is Joey's dective coat when you need it! Lots of Licks, Ruby

Bella the Boxer said...

You're quite the sleuth, Tad...your Massah's toes look like little blueberries, yummy!

xoxo - Bella

Asta said...

those awe vewy pewceptive obsewvations...I too would be suspicioue of those blue toes..and the claws, maybe she's part of a cat gang...keep looking(although she has those big bootiful "innocent"eyes..is that a pwetence to fool eveyone?
I think you have to keep sloothing some mowe to get to the bottom of this mystery..good luck
smoochie kisses,Asta

Frasypoo said...

Oh Tadpole.....
You will need to gather more clues...
It was funny though!!!

coco said...

hmmm... so if you put all the clues together, where does it lead?

blue toenails, inscriptions on her forearm (obviuosly a spy code), perfectly manicured fingernails (in stark contrast to the blue toenails, but do offer handy little built-in weapons - pun intended), and an abundance of forehead (from all the extra brain activity trying to hide her true identity whilst on a mission)

i think she's a spy! but who for??? and why???

keep sniffin around, tad - and watch your back, dude!

worried, coco

Peanut said...

Massah's toes match my mom's hair. They are probably in this together. Oh and we found a tree in our backyard for you we are blogging about it later.

Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

Tad.. my mom's second toe is longer than the first. Weird huh? The blue toes are just not normal. You must figure out what the spy code means on her arm!

Lady Kaos said...

The writting on her arm looks like some kind of barcode used by people of her kind to identify each other. I was going to say that I wonder if Peanut and Flash's Mom were in on something with massah with the weird blue stuff, but Peanut beat me to it. So instead I'll say I think Peanut's right! Be careful!!!

Toby said...

Blue toes?? How strange... Maybe its a requirement for the secret service?? (I watch a lot of tv in my spare time).

As for the HUGE forehead... WHY IS IT SO BIG?!?!??!


Ricky Pepper said...

Hi Tad!
I am sorry to hear about your pancreas and snack limits. Mom says that she's very sorry you can't have any tasty treat 'cept carrots!

Perhaps Massah's strange code on her arm has something to do with your PANCREAS! Maybe Tree was trying to warn you and she "handled" it?

look out!

The Airechicks said...


We think you need to Joey & Tanner on her tail....We've seen him with his detective coat working a job.

Your observation might be correct but Joey could get to the bottom and get you the whole scoop..

We don't know about that blueness on those feeties....something might be wrapped too tight?

JustMeCopper said...

Tadpole, my mom's second toe is longer than her big toe too!!!!!! She says that she has never seen anyone outside of her family have feet like that. Maybe we are related. She told me that a foot dr told her recently that the bone that her big toe connects to is too short. Meta .... something-or-other .....Tell your Mom.

Joe Stains said...

omdog what is GOING on at your house with massah. My Mom's forehead is JUST as big! and her toes are PINK? hmmmm I agree with casper that blue stuff on your toes would be COOL

Luckie Girl said...

Hey Tad,
My Mom's toes are a DEEP red color and so maybe it's a code of some sorts? Talking about Massah's big forehead, the chinese have a saying that people with big forehead are often smart people. Something along the times of a wider forehead can store a bigger brain. I wonder how true.

Ume said...

Hi Tad,
i juz read abt your Tree, dats awful!!!
i hope u can crack the secret code soon, n get to the bottom of this!

Oscar Airedale said...

Hmm, the blue toenails are odd. Are Massah's feets really cold?

Oscar x

Ferndoggle said...

Tadpole! I got all of your pressies & played with them all night! Sherman tried to come in & take his stuffy while I was opening the box & I GROWLED AT HIM! I'm TUFF!

Thank you SO much, my BFF!! I'm gonna be busy for a while.

Lola Sprout Beyonce

P.S. Massah's eyes match her toenails!

Lorenza said...

Hi, Tad.
I believe you have to take in consideration that there is a lot of blue color in there. Blue toenails, blue clothes, blue inscription in her arm, blue eyes! Think about it!
Have a nice day

Balboa & Mommy said...

maybe its a dog mommy thing, my mommy's toe nails are pink and her 2nd toe is bigger than the big toe????

You're getting me nervous dude.

Frenchie Snorts