So I have been doing some investigations into Massah's activities. So far all I have found out is that she leaves at 8-30 every morning, looking nice and put-together, and comes home around 5-30 with her hair pulled straight back, sighing about how tired she is, and usually carrying some kind of fast food bag. From this, I have deduced that she must be running around attacking people all day (hence the hair in a pony-tail and the exhaustion) and stalking someone at a fast food restaurant (since she's there EVERY DAY). That's not too much to go on, so I took a long look at her physical person, trying to figure out why anyone would want to kill her. I DID find a few things there. Exhibit One:
She came home with these the other day. Now, I tried to eat them off of her toes, but they seem to be firmly attached. (And also - WHY is her second toe longer than her first?!?!) Suspicious, if you ask me. Not enough to cause an attempt on her life, in my opinion, but you never know with these hit-men. Exhibit Two:
Now THESE are a different story. She pokes and prods and scratches me with these things all the time. If she does that to everyone she meets, that could certainly cause someone to get annoyed enough to try to capture her and cut them off themselves. Jeesh. Exhibit Three:
I have tried, from the time I FIRST CAME HOME, to eat these things off her arm - and they WILL NOT COME OFF!!! She calls them "frackles" (something like that) and makes me stop nibbling at them. And there's also some writing on there too. I don't know what it says, but it may be some kind of secret code that only her accomplices can decifer. And lastly, Exhibit Four:
It HAS to be against some kind of law to have a forehead that large!!!!!