Wednesday, July 25, 2007

my PLAN!

I've found a way to get back at Massah for making me wear GIRL clothes! Look what I made last night!

I know that pressies come in boxes like that, so I'm going to send myself - as a pressie - to my BFF Lola Sprout Beyonce!

Woot! We will play and eat treats and play and cuddle and play and chase each other and then play some more and then EAT lots of delicious food that Massah does not make for me at home!!! I'm brilliant!!!!!

Mean Sister Fig keeps yelling at me to make sure I tell Sherman that she had "nothing to do with this" but I don't know what she's talking about because she's the one that taped Lola's picture to the box so that in case the mailman didn't know Lola's name he could just look at her picture and make sure I got there okay. I can't WAIT to see my BFF!!!!!


Frasypoo said...

I wonder how long it takes Lola Sprout Beyonce to sign chqs !!!
Your trip sounds like a lot of fun!!!

The Brat Pack said...

OMDog Tad. I'm trying to be shipped to Sherman too!!!

If that doesn't work I'm trying to find the Greyhound that will take you all over the country. If he agrees we'll pick you up.


Peanut said...

Hmm I hope it works for you but how are you going to eat and poop and pee in that box?

Ruby Bleu said...

Oh Tad...Massah will be so upset if you go. You know how much she loves you. Don't do this over some silly-girly's just not worth it!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Ferndoggle said...

Yay!!!!!! You're one step closer to playing with ME!!!!! I will share all of my toys with you. You can sleep in my jail with me. We can run all over the back yard & chase birds. We'll eat lots of liver brownies and if your butt explodes, we'll blame it on Sherman! A ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

Can't wait to see you!

Your BFF,

Grammie said...

I think that you will get taped up in that box during the move and be opened at the new house with Massah. She will be so glad that you are found she will throw away the "girlie" shirt.
Peanut, Flash and Stanley's Grammie

Tofu Burger said...

Taddy-Wack!!! You are sooo cute! I'm sure the postman will def. know where to go... how could he not know Lola's beautiful mug right? Great work!


coco said...

good luck tad! be sure to let us know when you get there and how your trip was!!!

licks, coco

FleasGang said...

Don't forget to poke holes in the box so you don't sniff-icate! And while you're there, you should grab a bite to eat at Primanti Bros.

The FleasGang

Lorenza said...

Hi, Tad.
Looks like a great idea but I don't think is the safest way to go with Lola! If Fig helped you I'd be suspicious!!
Take care

Seadra & Zoe said...

Tadpole...we love your plan. Let us know if it works and you get to Lola.

Good Luck!!

Love, Seadra and Zoe

Asta said...

You awe bwilliant...I hope you have a vewy safe twip and get there immediately so you can stawt on your pawfect life, but pweez be caweful, put in lots of holes fow bweething, cause I love you and my heawt would bweak if you sluffocated
smoochie kisses

Luckie Girl said...

Hey Tad,
One question ~ did you remember to pack some toys, food and water? Not necessary in that order i stated.

Stanley said...


I don't want you to snifocate, sluffocate, OR suffocate, buddy. It's time for you to be the DOGly dog you are and stand up to that Massah! You could run away, but I bet you what hair you *do* have that you will miss your Massah (and even Fig) once you're gone. All I ask is that you think about it a little longer before you do it. That's all.

By the way, do you know Massah's phone number? I wanted to talk to her about something (it totally doesn't have anything to do with you, Tad).

Your goober bud,

Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

Ha roo! You have given me a good idea. I wonder if I can mail myself to Zim in the AO4. He is so dreamy!

fee said...

dear tadpole, i hope you packed enough food and cushions in there cos the journey may be long and bumpy!

have a good trip!


Joe Stains said...

hmm if this works I have a plan for that Doofus face

Oscar Airedale said...

What a cool idea! You might want to poke some air holes in the box and add a "this way up" arrow tomake your journey a bit more enjoyable!!

Oscar x

Huskee Boy said...

Hello Tadpole,
I sure hope the carton finds it's way to Lola... It'd be such an adventure!

Balboa & Mommy said...

I hope you packed food and water for your trip to Lola. Does Massah know you're doing this?

Frenchie Snorts

Amber-Mae said...

Oh, what a GREAT idea Tadpole! But just make sure when you do so, make sure you don't get lost along the way or get stolen by the mailman or else, you'll end up working for HIM!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Ricky Pepper said...

Will that box interfere with your pancreas? Be careful! If you get a stinky butt, blame it on Fig!


MJ's doghouse said...

wow that is such a good idea..make sure that you sneak some treats in the box in case you get hungry on your trip...and your cosy blanket are one lucky dog tad...getting to go see you bff lola wonder if i could mail myself to go see OPY

Anonymous said...

make sure you get the address right or you may end up in normal illinois.