I've found a way to get back at Massah for making me wear GIRL clothes! Look what I made last night!
I know that pressies come in boxes like that, so I'm going to send myself - as a pressie - to my BFF Lola Sprout Beyonce!
Woot! We will play and eat treats and play and cuddle and play and chase each other and then play some more and then EAT lots of delicious food that Massah does not make for me at home!!! I'm brilliant!!!!!
Mean Sister Fig keeps yelling at me to make sure I tell Sherman that she had "nothing to do with this" but I don't know what she's talking about because she's the one that taped Lola's picture to the box so that in case the mailman didn't know Lola's name he could just look at her picture and make sure I got there okay. I can't WAIT to see my BFF!!!!!