Friday, August 31, 2007
The horridly humiliating mullet experience.
I'm still tring to grow it back out. *sigh* But I've also met some good friends over the past year - many though DWB, but also some in real life too! This is Motch's neighbor, Moose. He's a golden retriever, but he got a nasty hair cut too and doesn't really look like one. We bonded over our related misfortunes.
And we can't forget my beautiful cousin COCO!!!
I (hesitantly) explored new places - where I COULD NOT MAKE PEE-PEE, by the way.
And got dressed up for pawties!
And begged for food with Mean Sister Fig.
And took cute pictures with her!
What a life! And it's only my first year! Woot!
ALSO - Massah-in-Law found some pictures of me in a previous life, so if you want to see me WAAAAAAY back in time, check out her blog! I had quite the exciting past!
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Woot! Look at us GO!
We get CRAZY!
And then Massah yells, "BREAK IT UP YOU TWO!" The mean old lady.
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Monday, August 27, 2007
Sunday, August 26, 2007
First of all, thanks for all the concern about my pancreas. It's been pretty well behaved and I haven't had any problems! I've been giving it Anger Management classes, so I think it's picking up on some of the self-control techniques - whew! Sam, you should try it! Also, I've found out that most of the things I've been helping myself to are Aunt Tweeks! That means they are millions of years old and already have scratches and dents, and therefore it takes everyone a long time to notice my handiwork! Woot! Thanks, Aunt Tweeks! Speaking of THANKS, a big Thank You goes out to Stanley! Look what came in the post yesterday!
From the Republic of Gooberstan, addressed to Tadpole Pomegranate! That's MEEE! I had to pose for the obligatory photo, but then I got to tear into it! Check it all out!
You'll never believe what I found first!!! My very own PINK FLAMINGO!!!
Unbelievable! Look at it in all its gloriousness!
And I got a letter from the personal paw of Stanley! The President of Gooberstan himself!
And what just might be my favorite - a magnet with Stanley himself on there!!! I put it on my jail because Stanley sent it to ME, and Massah cannot put it on the refrigerator because it is NOT hers, no matter how much she wants it.
And, of course, look who wants to steal my stuff. Mean Sister Fig pretends to play with the DEVIL CUZ Stanley sent her (how very appropriate...) but notice how she whips around and steals MY flamingo before I can stop her!
See below for the rest of the story....
It says CRABBY BUT CUTE. I totally agree with the CRABBY part, but I'm still looking for the CUTE. But - he also gave us each our own banana!!! Fig got the skull and crossbones, to match her collar:
And look at mine! I got a red one, and it looks quite smashing, if I do say so myself! I've never had a banana before!
Massah found an alternative use for the banana, but we're not going to discuss it. I am NOT a widowed pauper living in mid-century Europe. No.
Although, I can use it like a toga if I ever get invited to Hercules' Toga Party!
By the way - WALLY! I haven't been able to view your blog since Thurday! Is anyone else having that problem?! I get a message saying Windows can't support it...?!