Thursday, March 29, 2007

ugh!

Sometimes, when I'm just sitting around, obeying Massah, behaving myself...
Massah thinks I need a BATH! This happens about twice a week, and I don't like it. Please nooooo, Massah!

I don't like it one bit.


Sometimes I try to escape out the back way.


But Massah always catches me and scrubs me down. I try to look pathetic so she'll stop.


Fig always just sits there and watches my misfortune. She's afraid to speak up for me, in case Massah decides she needs a bath too.


But I get lots of kisses when I'm clean!


I swear, I have more shampoos and conditioners and exfoliators and lotions and toners and treatments than Massah does. I try to tell her I'm a BOY and don't need all that stuff, but she doesn't listen. Fig doesn't have to use all that stuff!! I don't know why I'm the only one who is tortured this way so often....

14 comments:

Billy said...

How much cuter can you get Tadpole! Mom and I just want to eat you all up! I don't like baths either and avoid them at all cost. When mom starts running the water and I hear it, this is when I try to run and hide, but she always seems to find me. I only get a bath once every two weeks, why do you get one so often? I hear it's not good for our skin to have a bath often, is this true? Maybe I shouldn't even ask this question because I know mom is ALL ears!

Hugs from Billy Boo:)

Tadpole said...

IT'S NOT FAIR! that's why i get one so often. Fig doesn't have to.... *frown*

Massah says it's because I'm hairless and that means I don't pant like other dogs, I sweat like people. And then my hair gets greasy (like people). And I break out in PIMPLES if I don't keep my skin clean, like people. Good thing I know I'm a dog, or else I'd think I was a people! I have special shampoos and stuff to keep my skin healthy. But I think you're safe - only hairless doggins need baths so often. *sigh* It's just not fair.

Billy said...

I had no idea that you needed all this sudsy fun Tadpole! In this case, better you than me because I really don't like the bath at ALL and can sympathize with you even more now!

Lots of hugs Billy Boo:)

PiratesGrrl said...

Now see, I would have figured you'd always get out of baths since you don't have loads of hair. I do have to say that you look pretty fluffy and soft now!!!

Dot from The Brat Pack

Anonymous said...

You do look pathetic when you are all full of suds, Tad, but my goodness......you do look kissable when you are all done! That's why Massah does it so often.......she loves to kiss you!

Lady Kaos said...

WHOA! Twice a week? I am sooooo glad I'm not hairless! My sister gets more baths than me because she has more hair than me! I am glad I don't have more hair too!
Water is fun, but baths aren't!
Kaos

Balboa said...
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Balboa said...

I don't like baths either. Luckily mine are not as often as yours. Try getting your mommy all wet. That's what I do, she hasn't stopped giving them to me, but soon she will... I know it!
By the way, mommy says you're soooooooooo cute if you were here she would give you lots of kisses.
Balboa :)

The Airechicks said...

Hey Tadpole:

Baths make you more handsome...

Chicks dig Pups who know clean and fresh is the way to their hearts...

You're a very good sport to let Mom take soooo many pics of you in the shower...

Luckie the Dachie said...

Hey ~ Twice a week is a lot huh? Guess you should be thankful it's not daily like hoomans! That'd be wayy too freaky.
You look so clean after your bath... :)

Joe Stains said...

Fig definitely looks like she is trying to disappear! I can't imagine needing all that stuff for a bath!!

e said...

oh Tadpole!
I am really intrigued by you. I habe never see a dog like you, even though I'm from Asia (Fei is a Singaporean special).

love
Fei

Tadpole said...

Dot, I DO get lots of kisses after it's done....

Lady Loas - I don't like ANY kind of water!

Balboa, I've tried the "getting her wet" thing, but now she just takes off her pants and washes me in her panties....

Airchicks, I only let her do it because I get treats.

Luckie, twice a week is TOO MUCH.

Joe, Fig laughs at me. Silently.

Fei - hee hee!

Peanut said...

Oh you poor thing. I hate baths but my mom would have a really hard time trying to bath me that often.