As I mentioned yesterday, I've tried TWICE to post about my cat or dog findings, but Blogger keeps eating them. It evidently doesn't want me to talk a lot about it, so I'll keep this short and sweet so it'll let me post my findings. Everyone had great tips, and I followed up on each one. Sparky had a pretty fool-proof plan - he suggested asking my vet'anrin. Since Fig was going there anyway, I had her look in my chart. She told me that my chart said, "Malnourished Rodent. Suffering from Albinoism. Also shows pervasive balding, caused by unknown and abnormal skin condition."
That is why I call her Mean Sister Fig.
But Ike had the best idea - he said if my pee-er (or "thingie") is on my belly, then I'm a dog. Massah doesn't usually take pictures of my pee-er, but I found this one. And look! (girls close your eyes)
It is on my belly!! Hurrah! I'm a dog! I also asked Massah just to make sure, because I trust her more than anyone else in the world. She told me I was a DOG, so now I'm 100% sure!
Thank you all for your help. I'm very relieved. I know I may look like many things (a pony, an antelope, a rodent, a cat, a snake, an alien, etc.) but that's okay. I know I'm a DOG.