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Yesterday was so exciting and I reached a milestone in my life! I don't have any pictures because Massah says she can't do 17 things at once, but I still have to tell you about it because it's so GREAT! We went to the park again last night and once we were there Massah took us into the wilderness! We walked for hours and hours (Massah: we walked less than half a mile) and I had to blaze my own trail (Massah: we followed an asphalt path, Tad...) and there was big tall grass and plants and all kinds of trees! I saw who I thought was Samantha from the Brat Pack but then she got really mad at me for smelling her bum so I figured it wasn't her, just a look-alike. And once I looked harder, I realized she was MUCH fatter and much less beautiful than Sam, so that confirmed the fact that she was just a wanna-be. And then I thought I saw Kaos in the distance, but our paths didn't cross so I can't be sure. Kaos, were you running around in the Illinois wilderness last night? And everything just came together with the wild prairie grass blowing in my face and the responsibility of getting Massah home safely and I felt like a big manly dog and I ended up lifting my leg to make pee pee on the grass!!! I've never done that before, but something just came over me and I acted on my century-old instincts and MARKED! And then I did it AGAIN! And AGAIN! I did it FOUR TIMES total and Massah couldn't believe it because she thought I didn't know how to do that and I didn't but it must have been somwhere inside me because when we were out there I just DID IT without thinking about it! Woot!!! I think I'm going to mark everything now! My bed, my couch, my door, my pillow, my toys, my bone, Massah's clothes, Massah's mattress, our rugs, maybe even Mean Sister Fig! It's going to be GREAT!!!