Friday, May 18, 2007

OH!

Yesterday was so exciting and I reached a milestone in my life! I don't have any pictures because Massah says she can't do 17 things at once, but I still have to tell you about it because it's so GREAT! We went to the park again last night and once we were there Massah took us into the wilderness! We walked for hours and hours (Massah: we walked less than half a mile) and I had to blaze my own trail (Massah: we followed an asphalt path, Tad...) and there was big tall grass and plants and all kinds of trees! I saw who I thought was Samantha from the Brat Pack but then she got really mad at me for smelling her bum so I figured it wasn't her, just a look-alike. And once I looked harder, I realized she was MUCH fatter and much less beautiful than Sam, so that confirmed the fact that she was just a wanna-be. And then I thought I saw Kaos in the distance, but our paths didn't cross so I can't be sure. Kaos, were you running around in the Illinois wilderness last night? And everything just came together with the wild prairie grass blowing in my face and the responsibility of getting Massah home safely and I felt like a big manly dog and I ended up lifting my leg to make pee pee on the grass!!! I've never done that before, but something just came over me and I acted on my century-old instincts and MARKED! And then I did it AGAIN! And AGAIN! I did it FOUR TIMES total and Massah couldn't believe it because she thought I didn't know how to do that and I didn't but it must have been somwhere inside me because when we were out there I just DID IT without thinking about it! Woot!!! I think I'm going to mark everything now! My bed, my couch, my door, my pillow, my toys, my bone, Massah's clothes, Massah's mattress, our rugs, maybe even Mean Sister Fig! It's going to be GREAT!!!

21 comments:

Ruby Bleu said...

Congratulations Tad...you are officially a man I guess!!!! However I would suggest you NOT marking Massah's cloths or bed and ESPECIALLY not Mean Sister Fig....she's just starting to be nice to you (remember the 3-things post?), you don't want to ruin it, right? Marking outside is much more important! That means no other doggie will come bother where you've been!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Bruin said...

Congrats Tad! Now go pee on everything you can find!

Lady Kaos said...

Nope that wasn't me. I was picking on my cat brother in my house in Colorado. The Illinois wilderness does sound fun though.
Congrats on peeing like a boy. BUT, be very careful about doing it in the house. You'll get in BIG trouble for that!
Kaos

Ferndoggle said...

Oh no...you might end up in jail like me!!! It's much better to secure the neighborhood and then everypup will know it's all yours!!!!!

BTW...do you have the number for the ASPCA??? I need to talk to them.

Lola

Leah said...

I DON'T BELIEVE IT. I SIMPLY CANNOT WRAP MY MIND AROUND THIS MIRACLE! YAAAAAAAAAY TAD! PEEING LIKE A BIG BOY!

Lorenza said...

Hola Tadpole. There is always a first time for everything. Better not have ideas about peeing inside your home. I don't think your Massah would be happy with you. Don't ruin your new skill.
Have a nice day!
Lorenza

Quinvale AstaLaVista Baby said...

Wow, Tad, You're sooo brave, but when are we going to see your tummy? xxx Asta

Joe Stains said...

marking is a GREAT thing, just dont get CAUGHT!

Oscar Airedale said...

You're a man not a boy. Very occasionally I mark, but mostky I still squat like a big girl! Oh, and I really wouldn't recommendit as an indoor activity (apart from maybe on Fig though, hehehe!)

Licks
Oscar x

Peanut said...

Way to go Tad. I still don't lift my leg. But I have to suggest you only use the marking thing for outside. You will get in trouble if you do it inside.

Tasha & Eva said...

Tad IS the MAN!! What a milestone for you! Just be careful about that inside-the-house marking, young man. Massah will NOT be happy. How's the stairs thing going? Belly Rubs to you and Fig, Tasha & Evap

Balboa said...

AWESOME dude! I'm very proud of you, but I still like to pee like a girl, it's my thing!

Just DON'T PEE ON FIG'S things, she will get really made dude! I'm afraid of what might happen!

Frenchie Kisses,
Balboa

Luckie the Dachie said...

Oh Tad!! You are now a BIG BOY? Erm..a MAN? Looks like you're not going back on doing that squat pee pee thingy anymore! Be careful about where you mark in the house ok? I don't think Massah would like it if u starting marking everything. But then again, who cares?!!! :)

Sophie Brador said...

Woo Hoo Taddywack! You're a manly dog now. Just don't pee on people. They seem to get perturbed about that.

Billy said...

Congratulations Tadpole! I know there's something about the outdoors that makes us to wild and crazy things, I LOVE it:)

BIG hugs from Billy Boo:)

e said...

Hey Tad
I haven't been here for a while. Eve has been awfully busy. But we 're glad to know you finally got to pee pee like this! hehe
Actually Fei pees like this too but she's a girl and it really doesn't work.
How are you going with the stairs?

fei

wally said...

WOOOOOOOOOO! So manly. I am sure that was some testosterone-laden wee. I'm sure going DOWN the stairs cannot be far behind!

wally.

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Congrates Tadpole, the walk in the wilderness sounds fun and you sure sound like a big brave boy now

~ Girl girl

MJ's doghouse said...

wow tadpole..you da man..you da man...

PiratesGrrl said...

Oh my! Don't worry Tad, you can sniff my bum anytime!!!

Congrats on your big step!!! Pee your way around the world!!!

Love,
Samantha

Butchy & Snickers said...

Hey Tad,
You sound like me Butchy! When Mama & Papa rescued me, my first Mama told them I NEVER lift my leg to peepee. Hah, little did she know. She just didn't have anything fun in her yard for me to lift my leg on. I have all kinds of stuff around here to lift my leg & peepee on. Trees, bushes, tall grass, you name it. Isn't it fun??? tee hee!
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers