Alas, yes. If you've heard that I've reverted back to the squat-n-pee, then you heard correctly. I haven't lifted my leg since we've returned from the wilderness. But I'm 100% sure that when we got back there next, I'll remember and I'll slip right back into it, though! So fear not, don't worry about me, I'll be fine. I just need to talk Massah into going out there again soon!
But I have good news of great joy! Since I have a couple "conditions" that make it impossible for me to eat anything good (like bones and treats and such), Massah doesn't usually take any chances and try new things. She's tired of cleaning up all kinds of things that have left my body in ways they shouldn't (and of spending massive amounts of money at the vet'narins). But on the advice of Nanook, she ordered some of these:
Sam's Yams! I was so happy when I realized she actually ordered them! And I didn't really believe it until they came in the mail! But one day they just showed up on our porch! Oh glorious day! Look how happy this little guy is! He's so happy I think he might be humping it!
That's how happy I was (minus the humping, I've never done that) when they came!!! This was when we first got them!
I look a little silly...
But I wasn't worried about how I LOOKED - I got a yummy delicious TREAT for the first time in years and years! Okay, in months, but it feels like years!
Mean Sister Fig liked them too, the little pig!
And the best part - THEY DIDN'T MAKE ME SICK!!!!! We got them on Thursday night, and Massah made me wait until the weekend was over to make sure they were going to stay down, and now I can officially say "THESE ARE MY NEW FAVORITEST THINGS IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE WOLRD EVER! OF THE UNIVERSE!!"