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IT'S FIG HERE!!! Here I am:

I don't know why, but Massah is making us trade blogs for a day and tell each other what we appreciate about the other one. I am not to happy about this arrangement, let me assure you. I have a couple suspicions as to why this madness is being forced upon me: 1 - she thinks IT is having a hard time right now because IT can't go up and down stairs, and 2 - she thinks this will make us friends. Now, let me respond to those concerns. 1 - I can't help that IT's not smart enough to walk down a flight of stairs, and I'm certainly not going to try and help teach IT to do so either. That is MY sacred spot up there. I can go upstairs and chew bones in peace, yell all I want at IT without having to actually deal with IT, and hoard bones and toys so IT can't get them. Why in the WORLD would I want IT to be able to go up there anytime IT wants?! And number 2 - there is no way on God's green earth that I am ever going to be friends with IT. That's all I have to say about that one. Okay, fine. Here are three things I like about IT:

1. IT makes me look good, no matter what. (Who wouldn't look good next to that thing?!) So thank you, IT, for boosting my self-esteem and making me feel better about myself.

2. My handsome boyfriend Balboa found me through IT's blog. I really DO like that about IT. See us together?

3. Since IT's been here, I've gotten a lot more appreciation from Massah. I hear a lot more "Good girl!" and "That's a nice one!" and other such good things. I think she understands what a wonderful, intelligent, loyal, good-looking dog I am, now that she has something else to compare me to.

And now, just because I can, here is another disturbingly abnormal picture of IT.

Now I KNOW you all helped IT convince himself that IT's a dog, but I'm still not sure. Just because ITs pee'er is on the belly doesn't mean squat. Look at it!!! I've seen all the other dogs on his precious little "friends list" (or so he likes to think) and NONE of you look like IT. I've seen several gorgeous specimens of Bostons on there (Joey, Bruin, Ruby) but nope... no other bald, albino rodent-looking things. I'm not allowed to try and give IT away, so I'm not going to. But if you come to my blog and leave me a comment I'll see if I can work something out: here.