Thursday, May 3, 2007

10 things....

Sparky did a post and told us 10 things about himself so we could get to know him better. I thought it was a great idea, but the more I thought about it, the more I realized that my life's pretty much an open book; there isn't too much that I haven't already shared. But I'm going to try to think of some things, just because it's fun!

1. After my bath, I lick all the baby oil off my body because it tastes so good! It's the lavender kind - mmmm! Massah doesn't like it when I do that, but I hide behind the couch so she can't see me.

2. I dig cotton balls out of the garbage and eat them. Only cotton balls. I love them.

3. After I poo, instead of scratching and covering it up with dirt and grass, I stretch out my back legs into the air one at a time very slowly. Massah says I look like a ballerina. I think it's very manly.

4. I LOVE to sit on Massah-in-law. I can be doing anything, but as soon as she sits down, I'm on her lap!

5. Sometimes if I have to go potty in the middle of the night, I smack Mean Sister Fig on the head until she wakes up. Just because it disturbs her sleep and annoys her.

6. I scream like a little girl and release my anal glands if something really scares me. Did I say too much?

7. I spin around in clock-wise circles really fast while I'm waiting for my food. I just get so excited I can't stand still! Eating is my favorite!!

8. Last Thanksgiving I snuck out the door when some family was coming inside, and I ran all around the neighborhood for almost half an hour before anyone noticed I was gone! It was so much fun! I barked at Fannie May, the lazy basset hound across the street!

9. I'm kinda scared of old ladies with gray hair and especially ladies who smoke (evil puppy-hood experiences) but I'm getting better.

10. This one is kinda embarrassing, but I don't know how to make puppies. Before Massah rescued me, they tried to make me a daddy, but I didn't understand. Massah says it's okay now, and they even took away some parts of my anatomy so no one can ever make me try again. Let me tell you, there's nothing fun about it! That female dog (I'm not allowed to say that other word) was MEAN!


Peanut said...

I don't know how to make babies either so don't worry. Lavender baby oil huh? Sounds tasty.

Bruin's Blog said...

I don't know how to make puppies either! But I sure like to hump my toys alot...and the cats when mom's not looking!

Billy said...

I can't make babies either little one...they took some parts away from me too!!

BIG hugs from Billy Boo:)

Ruby Bleu said...

Hey Taddy, my mom uses some lavender lotion at night I just LOVE to lick it off her. Yum!

I'll be posting Ten Things keep an eye out for it!

Lots of Licks...Ruby

Luckie the Dachie said...

Oh cool, now I reallly feel like I know you much much better now. Erm..especially about releasing the anal glad thingy, I did that once in my the GROOMERS on the pretty ladies...!!
I can't have puppies either..the hoomans sent me for spaying when I was 6 months.

Oscar Airedale said...

Thanks for the extra info Tad, I'll know you better than my own brothers soon!

Oscar x

Fu Fu said...

Ah... I dont make little babies too Tadpole, you're ok. :) I love cotton wool too

~ fufu

FleasGang said...

Who's not afraid of gray-haired smoking ladies?

Sparky said...

Actually, you listed a bunch of things that I did not know about you!!! Like the baby oil thing...that just sounds so messy. (is that why you got sunburned?)

I do know how to make babies, but only because I spied on mama and pop one night!