We were gone this weekend so we didn't get to participate in the Pawty. And now I feel really left out because everyone else got to chat with their friends and I didn't. But a few good things happened over the weekend.... First of all, Mean Sister Fig got a bone to chew. She didn't eat it all, so I managed to sneak around and get it and chew on it before anyone caught me!
I had to eat it really quickly, since I'm not supposed to have bones because of my pancreatitis and liver problems. It was SO GOOD!!! I don't even care if I have diarrhea for the next week - it was worth it!
And THEN we went to a dog park!!! I've never been to a dog park! It was crazy! Full of dogs! Running around! Peeing on things! Laying in puddles! Chasing each other! Massah didn't bring the camera because Mean Sister Fig came along too and she's mean and had to be kept on a leash and watched all the time so Massah didn't think she could take pictures at the same time. I didn't quite know what to think. I mostly wandered around looking for poo to eat (didn't find any, by the way) and smelling things. Fig kept snapping at other dogs and was being "THAT DOG", according to Massah. I think if we keep going there, we will get used to it and start playing nicely with the other doggies. However, Massah didn't pay any attention to how much sun I was getting, and I ended up getting SUN BURNED!!! Look at how RED I am!!!
Whenever I feel bad, I have to lay ON TOP OF Massah, so that's what I did all night long last night. I laid on her chest and face so that she couldn't breathe. I smashed my face into her nose. And curled my body around her neck and cut off the blood supply to her brain. And laid my body across her mouth. She thinks I do it because I want to make her as miserable as I am, but really it's because she is the only person who can make me feel better and I want to be as close to her as I can. I didn't feel good!
So we were both pretty uncomfortable last night, but I'm feeling better today - not quite the red lobster that I was yesterday. I sure hope she remembers to bring sun screen next time!