I'm a tad bit sad (get it? TAD bit? hee...) because all of my family and friends are gone. Massah is lonely too. I don't think Fig really cares, because she's really selfish. Massah says some people are just on vacation and will be back soon, but others are sick and will be gone for a while. I don't understand why everyone had to leave at once. Massah says stuff about when it rains it pours, and I don't know what she's talking about, but I DO know that it's not only raining outside right now, but it's POURING and I don't like to poo outside when it's raining so I also have a tummy ache from holding all that poo in my bowels because I refuse to deposit it outside until it's dry. I think I'm just having a bad day and feeling sorry for myself. We're all entitled to do that once in a while, right?