I have been wronged. I am vexed. And outraged. What an affront.... I don't know if I can ever trust it again. It's disgraceful.
Massah keeps telling me that I fell off by myself. How ridiculous. I know how to sit on that thing! I've done it for months without any incidents. It has it out for me for some reason. Maybe it's teaming up with Mean Sister Fig to keep me off. Need to think about this....
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Little Tadpole, I don't think Fig has a thing to do with it...I think it's all about the evil ottoman...but then again, I could say something about my evil couch...seems just when I'm getting all nice and warm and my head hanging over the side, having a really good snooze, it pushes me off just like that! The nerve I say! Just ignore it for awhile, it will just beckon you to come back:)
Hugs from Billy Boo:)
Oh what an evil ottoman. how dare Massah say it was you doing it. All us dogs know the truth.
G'day Tad, Sorry that your ottoman is bein so unco-operative. Sofa's can be nice too! I hope you get lots of treats and pats real soon. xxx Asta
I think you need to teach that ottoman a lesson. Maybe you can team up with Fig and work out a plan.
Frenchie Kisses,
Balboa
Oh no poor Tadpole. I hope you didn't hurt yourself falling off
~ fufu
Owie, don't fall off stuff, it hurts!
Licks
Oscar x
"...when furniture attacks!" On the next Maury Povich Show.
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