Thursday, April 12, 2007

exposed: my trusting nature

I feel betrayed. Slighted. Used. I have been rebuffed. Snubbed. Rejected. Treated with complete disregard. With scorn. With indignity. My ottoman pushed me off TWICE last night. Can you believe it?! Shoved me onto the floor without a second thought! After all that time together. *sigh* So many good memories....





I have been wronged. I am vexed. And outraged. What an affront.... I don't know if I can ever trust it again. It's disgraceful.



Massah keeps telling me that I fell off by myself. How ridiculous. I know how to sit on that thing! I've done it for months without any incidents. It has it out for me for some reason. Maybe it's teaming up with Mean Sister Fig to keep me off. Need to think about this....

8 comments:

Billy said...

Little Tadpole, I don't think Fig has a thing to do with it...I think it's all about the evil ottoman...but then again, I could say something about my evil couch...seems just when I'm getting all nice and warm and my head hanging over the side, having a really good snooze, it pushes me off just like that! The nerve I say! Just ignore it for awhile, it will just beckon you to come back:)

Hugs from Billy Boo:)

Peanut said...

Oh what an evil ottoman. how dare Massah say it was you doing it. All us dogs know the truth.

Butchy & Snickers said...

Poor Tadpole!
I Butchy have fallen off of the bed several times since I've been rescued by Mama. She tries to move me over to the middle of the bed when she notices I'm right by the bed edge. I just keep rolling over until I'm by the edge sometimes. I even fell off of the couch once, tee hee! Luckily I haven't injured myself yet. Mama thinks Snickers has only fallen off of the bed once ever. Snickers is usually tucked up into a ball right next to Mama or Papa in the middle of the bed when she sleeps. Hope you didn't hurt yourself little one.
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers

Quinvale AstaLaVista Baby said...

G'day Tad, Sorry that your ottoman is bein so unco-operative. Sofa's can be nice too! I hope you get lots of treats and pats real soon. xxx Asta

Balboa said...

I think you need to teach that ottoman a lesson. Maybe you can team up with Fig and work out a plan.

Frenchie Kisses,
Balboa

Fu Fu said...

Oh no poor Tadpole. I hope you didn't hurt yourself falling off

~ fufu

Oscar Airedale said...

Owie, don't fall off stuff, it hurts!

Licks
Oscar x

Sparky said...

"...when furniture attacks!" On the next Maury Povich Show.