Sunday, April 20, 2008


I interrupt this blog to give you VISUAL PROOF that my girl has been cheating on me!!! She said she was going to "church" this morning, but when she got back... this is what I found on her camera!!!

Who are these dogs?!?!

Her story is that she found them running on the side of the road, looking for the next mud puddle or pile of poo to roll in. She didn't want them to get hurt so she invited them INTO HER CAR and TOOK THEM TO MOTCH'S HOUSE! This is Dot the Border Collie, not to be confused with Dot-Spot the Dalmation.

And here is Shorty, who looks slightly like Wally the Corgador, except Shorty is a Basset/Beagle mix. And he unfortunately has a name that highlights his diminuative stature.

My girl was quite taken with Shorty. And he posed quite nicely for her.

I could have had fun playing with them. But supposedly we are NOT GOOD with other dogs in our territory. Thanks, Mean Sister Fig.

All is well. Our girl called their mom and she picked them up. Next time I think I need to go to "church" with her....


wally said...

Hmmm. On the plus side your massah does seem to be worshipping Dog at church. When I saw that first picture I shouted "corgador!" and Shorty can be an honorary corgador to make up for that unfortunate name (that would be like naming my ma ape "chub tub." Um, she just said I'm going to bed without dinner--no way!)


Ruby Bleu said...

Well at least Massah was doing a good deed even if she didn't make it to church! So...when are you having your press conference? I'm still waiting!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Asta said...

Youw om's chuwch has vewy attwactive membews, hehehehe..Ithink you should go wif hew next time too
smoochie kisses

Peanut said...

hmm while I don't like it I think Massah was just being a good human.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Tad!
Sure it was nice that Massah found them and called their mom!
Shorty?? That name sounds familiar to me!
I hope you had a great weekend!
Kisses and hugs

2shibas said...

Likely story. I bet she has a whole other life you guys don't know about. She probably makes up similar stories when her other families see pictures of you and Fig on her camera!!! I think there is a Lifetime movie about this. You should look for it.


Luckie Girl said...

Well, at least she didn't bring them HOME! Thank dog. hehe.. I think shortie looks quite handsome. He looks short like me.

Deefor said...

I bet you could help. Those are some cute doggies. You need practice to be better with doggies. But she did a good thing.


Amber-Mae said...

Your mom should have just left them to play in the mud coz mud is good for them. Yeah Tad, you need to follow your mom to Church next time.

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Joe Stains said...

you blame the fact that the dogs could not come to your house on SO CALLED mean sister fig when you are the brutal attack dog. hmmm

Looks like it was quite a day for beagle type dogs escaping!

Mack said...

Your massah sure did a good deed!
I know you are very proud of her!(maybe?)

Cassidy said...

Your mum didn't need to go to church after doing her good samaritan bit!

Cassidy x

Two Wild and Crazy Guyz said...

Sounds like you ought to go to church with her Tadpole! And if you have a problem getting along, maybe you could learn to get along and then she would bring all those cool doggies to the house to meet you!

Mack said...

I can tell by the look in her eyes Dot was smitten with you!

Ferndoggle said...

I wanna go to that church!! That Shorty looks an awful lot like my brother...'cept not so chubby.

I'm sure youd've been the pawfect gentleman playing with them, Tad.

Lola Sprout Naomi Campbell
(Mom! It's Beyonce!)

Moco said...

Massah was just helping out a fellow species. You can not be upset to have such a caring person take care of you.

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh your Massah sure meet interesting things on the way to "church"

~ Girl girl

Huskee Boy said...

Gee.. your 'church' sure looks interesting and very different from mine! I reckon your massah needs to be confessing to some 'sins' soon.

MJ's doghouse said... should sneak in your mamas purse next time she goes to just isnt are definatley going to keep an eye on things..oh ya...and about that press conference

Stanley said...


I don't believe in cheating hoomans, but I'm thinking you're laying an awful lot of blame on your sissy, when YOU, my friend, are the most recent aggressor. Hmmmmm. How 'bout that press conference, bud? I still totally want to vote for you, but this not fessing up and apologizing, and then hipp-o-critically calling Fig a mean dog.... not cool, man.
N-o-t c-o-o-l.

Sorry if I'm being hard core here, but the truth hurts.

Goober love,

FleasGang said...

Good deeds like that make up for missing church, don't ya think? Too bad you didn't get to meet them in dogson. Shorty looks to be just about your size. Glad they made it back home safely :-)

The Fleas

Gina's Public Diary said...

I can see why massah found them so fun to be with. They are so cute.

The Brat Pack said...

Massah is a good human...but you should probably still get something for her cheating on you.



Oh, I thought you go to church to talk to 'god' not 'dog'!

I'm always getting mixed up about these things ;)