I apologize profusely for the delay in my scheduled press conference. It is the fault of my press secretary. The picture below is us in happier times (like when she wasn't calling me BAD all the time). I do not know why we are blue. I think she was messing around with options she has no business even looking at, and accidently saved it this way.
One of my first duties as President might be to fire her and find a new one. Massah-in-law is on the computer a lot... I wonder if she would consider the job.