Tuesday, April 8, 2008

press release:

Due to last week's allegations, I will be holding a press conference in two (or three) days. At that time I will state my feelings on the subject, as well as address any concerns brought to my attention from my constituents. If there is an issue that you would like clarified, please detail it in the comments below. Thank you. And God Bless America.

17 comments:

Peanut said...

Can wait to hear what you have to say. I have no doubt you will still make a good president

FleasGang said...

This is going to be a pivotal time in your candidacy. We pups are counting on you.

luv
The Fleas

P.S. Did you receive the revised button we sent? It's hush, hush right now but could be unleashed at any moment. ;-)

2shibas said...

Due to the recent allegations surrounding the "Fig Scandal," do you propose to alter your stance on war?

Inquiring shibas want to know!

Wiley & Fievel

Joe Stains said...

you don't have any mistresses I don't know about do you? prostitutes? drug habits?? if you don't, we might get through this...

Lorenza said...

Hi, Tad!
I am with you, whatever you have to say!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

MJ's doghouse said...

I HAVE JUST ONE COMMENT...a fig is always a fig..but a tadpole turns into a beautiful frog...that when is kissed could some day be a prince....i belive a prince before a piece of fruit any day...TADPOLE FOR PRESIDENT

Moco said...

If you do a lot of double speak and psych babble you should be fine. Everyone goes to sleep and will forget that anything happened at all. If someone does actually remember you can always label them unAmerican.

Stanley said...

Hey, TadMan!

Can't wait to hear what you have to say. Moco has some good advice, but Joe brings up a good point. Anything nasty in your closet, man?

Are you riding on your chauffer's lap?

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

Petra said...

Oh dear. I'm nervous.

Mack said...

I just hope you don't have to do hard time. Yikes.

Two Wild and Crazy Guyz said...

Scandal! That's what constitutes a real politician! You really are for real now Tadpole!

Harry said...

I look forward to your speech!

Toodle pip
Harry x

Anonymous said...

Tad, you sound like a true politician with that speech. Now make grammy very proud of you, and beg Fig to forgive you, for you were very naughty to bite her. You could have just growled at her like most candidates do. Now go ahead...bow your knees before her! Humility is a true virtue! That picture reeks with pride!

Huskee Boy said...

Urmm.. what's your overall view about interns working in the White House?

Amber-Mae said...

Errr, what allegations? BOL!!!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

MJ's doghouse said...

Tadpole I am so getting reallyreally excited to hear what you havee to say...is it going to be soon.

JB's Big World said...

I think I have come by before to meet you! I saw you got an award at Casper's and came to say hi. Do you like cats?
--JB