First things first - I have been tagged by Luckie to share something about Massah! I have all KINDS of things to share!!! But like Luckie's humans, my girl is obsessed about privacy and things like that, since she worked in a prison and doesn't want any of her former clients to find her and steal me away from her and eat Mean Sister Fig like they wanted to do and then murder Massah in her bed. *sigh* She's melodramatic like that. So I will have to talk with her tonight and see what I can get out of her. So stay tuned for that. :-) Secondly, I want to share something very special with you all. I would like to introduce you to Tree. Dum da da daaaaaa:
Massah had the audacity to say to me last night that Tree is actually a WEED! Blasphemy! I know Tree is just a baby oak or something and is going to grow up big and strong, just like me. Anyway, I LOVE Tree!!! Here I am saying hello to him. I do this every time we go outside.
Why do I love Tree so much?! It's because I lift my leg and make Big Boy pee-pee on him!!!!! Woot! It's my new ritual. I go outside, head straight over to Tree, sniff him to make sure no one else saw him, and then make pee-pee with my leg lifted! It's so FUN! And then when I'm done I stand there, looking very proud, and let everyone know that not only is Tree MINE, but also that I am a Big Boy!
I will let Massah take a picture of me making big boy pee-pee, but I need to practice some more first. I sometimes lose my balance and tip over and get pee-pee on my legs. It's hard work standing on three legs and doing that! So let me work on it a little more, and then I'll post a video! I'm so proud of myself! It's so exciting!