Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Tree

First things first - I have been tagged by Luckie to share something about Massah! I have all KINDS of things to share!!! But like Luckie's humans, my girl is obsessed about privacy and things like that, since she worked in a prison and doesn't want any of her former clients to find her and steal me away from her and eat Mean Sister Fig like they wanted to do and then murder Massah in her bed. *sigh* She's melodramatic like that. So I will have to talk with her tonight and see what I can get out of her. So stay tuned for that. :-) Secondly, I want to share something very special with you all. I would like to introduce you to Tree. Dum da da daaaaaa:


Massah had the audacity to say to me last night that Tree is actually a WEED! Blasphemy! I know Tree is just a baby oak or something and is going to grow up big and strong, just like me. Anyway, I LOVE Tree!!! Here I am saying hello to him. I do this every time we go outside.


Why do I love Tree so much?! It's because I lift my leg and make Big Boy pee-pee on him!!!!! Woot! It's my new ritual. I go outside, head straight over to Tree, sniff him to make sure no one else saw him, and then make pee-pee with my leg lifted! It's so FUN! And then when I'm done I stand there, looking very proud, and let everyone know that not only is Tree MINE, but also that I am a Big Boy!


I will let Massah take a picture of me making big boy pee-pee, but I need to practice some more first. I sometimes lose my balance and tip over and get pee-pee on my legs. It's hard work standing on three legs and doing that! So let me work on it a little more, and then I'll post a video! I'm so proud of myself! It's so exciting!

22 comments:

coco said...

i like your tree, tad!

Balboa said...

Awesome tree.

COME ONE, tell all Massah's secrets, maybe you can bribe her not to cut your hair.

Frenchie Snorts
Balboa

Luckie Girl said...

Hey Tad,
Are you going to name your tree?? We have that in Singapore where those politicians or big stars name their own trees or flowers or..dog knows what else! I hope you practice hard on your BIG boy PEE! :)
Okie, let's see what Massah agrees to share. Hopefully, she's not going to be like my parents.

Sophie Brador said...

Tadpole, You don't need to feel bad if you would rather squat to pee. Big, giant Charlot who stayed with us last weekend is a big, giant boy dog AND 10 whole years old, and he squats. He says that a truly tough boy doesn't need to life his leg to make himself look tough ... he just is tough.

p.s. Come back to my blog! I just added something that you need to see.

P.P.S. Just remember, you are so way cuter than what you are about to see.

Quinvale AstaLaVista Baby said...

G'day Tad,

Are you weally lifting your leg on that week, ooops, I mean twee? Maybe massah is a secret agent like Sidney Bristow and that's why she's so secwetive.

xxx Asta down under

Ruby Bleu said...

Wow Taddy...you are such a big boy...and that is such a little tree - hee, hee, hee! Congrats on the big-boy pee thing...can't wait to see the video, even tho I think a video of you falling over would be funnier...ok, just kidding!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Lorenza said...

Hi, Tad.
I think that tree is going to die pretty soon if you continue peeing on it!
Practice make the masters!
I want to see a video of that too!
Have a heart to heart talk with Massah and convince her to tell us about her.
Have a nice day
Lorenza

Oscar Airedale said...

Well woo hooto you Tad,you da man! Is peepee making the tree grow well?!

Licks
Oscar x

Peanut said...

Your tree is cool. I'm proud of you to for peeing like a man. Sigh now if only I could do it.

Ferndoggle said...

Tell Massah that if Tree really was a weed, you'd have killed him by now with all of your pee pee juice!! Sherman kills weeds all over the neighborhood.

And you're way more manly than him.

Lola

Asta said...

Bravo Tad!
That is a big boy accomplishment, congwatulations, you should be pwoud...and your twee is vewy nice, don't let anyone tell you otherwise
can't wait for the video
smoochie kisses
Asta

massah-in-law said...

that tree is the cutest thing ever! HAAAAAAAA!

wally said...

Tad, your masculinity is truly an inspiration to us all!

wally

Anonymous said...

Good for you, Tad.....going potty like the big guys do! That little tree-weed is not nearly so menacing looking as a great big tree that could topple on you for peeing on it! At least baby tree couldn't hurt you! Keep up the good work! Grammy

coco said...

taaaa-aad! oh, taa-aad!! psst - found a new picture of us that you are just gonna LOVE!

check it out on my blog, mr!

Joe Stains said...

I know someone else who sometimes falls over when he pees and his name is DOOFUS

MJ's doghouse said...

wow...tad..we have lots of trees just like that in my moms so called garden...cool hey. i dont understand how come you guys have to lift a leg to pee..so silly...god gave you four legs for a reason..

Girl Girl Hamster said...

That would be your special tree Tadpole. I think it looks cute. Are you going to give it a name?

~ girl girl

FleasGang said...

Your big boy pee should make tree grow up big and strong!

The FleasGang

Stanley said...

Tad!

Love your tree!
Pee however YOU like!
Live proud, man!

Goober love,
Stanley

Maggie said...

I was just at Wally's blog and realized that I haven't met you yet! You're just adorable! Pleased to meet you Tadpole!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

CASPER AND PALS said...

Hey Tadpole- You are just too cute!!!!
And hey we love your tree
(Can't wait til it comes out in video ;)

Woofs casper