Sunday, June 15, 2008

...

tomorrow will be the worst day of the year. at 5-00 pm my girl will drag me and mean sister fig to the car, only to force us to enter the dark doors of a "clinic" that will steal my blood and inject me with mysterious chemical compounds. a "doctor fraker" will poke and prod me with torture instruments, all the while speaking in a soothing tone and telling me "it's okay, taaaaadpole." men and women in lab coats will murmur quietly in the background, while other animals run back and forth past the door - are they trying to escape the horrible and painful demise awaiting them? i will smell the unique scents of those brave souls who have gone heroically before me and have.... *sigh* i can't bear to even finish that thought.



is this a new "hannibal" installment? a lost scene from "x-men"? the newest "batman" franchise? a never-before-seen scene from benjamin linus?

i don't know.

but i'm scared.

15 comments:

Ruby Bleu said...

Can we say drama queen? Uh Tad I'm sure it is just a checkup to make sure your angry pancreas stays happy! You'll do fine I'm sure!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Peanut said...

taddy I think you will survive and be okay. I feel for you though buddy.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Tad!
One of the things I admire of you is your imagination!
Don't worry! I am sure everything will be ok!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Joe Stains said...

dude, Tanner just went through it, and he is just fine. They did not cure his doofusism with the chemicals tho.

Amber-Mae said...

I think you're over exaggerating Tad! Easy, easy. You'll be absolutely fine & before you now it, it'll be done within a few minutes!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Stanislaw said...

What up, Tad-meister?
The last time I was at the Place of Tile and Steel my doctor massaged my neck and turned me into a relaxed pile of doggie jell-o. It felt so good I screamed and screamed when my turn on the high table was over and Big Pupi got to steal pets from the doctor. So... it's not always bad, Tadster!

Petra said...

Just pee all over them and maybe they'll leave you alone.

Petra said...

PS - do you think fraker is a faker?

Lady Kaos said...

What the heck is going on? Almost every dog blog I read has something about them going to the vet? I hope I don't have to go any time soon!!
Kaos

wally said...

Tad--at my vet I just always give my sad, forlorn look and I always just get extra belly rubs and snacks. YOu just gotta know how to play the game.

wally.

Poppy said...

Oh, poor Tad! I hate going to the v-e-t too. I've heard rumors about me having to go next month. Make sure they give you lots of treats for being a brave boy!

Poppy

MJ's doghouse said...

\I am so embarrassed...what is wrong with me...i love to go to the vet. She gives me treats. A little poke never hurt me. But i hope you are okay Tadpole...and I hope your momma gives you lots of love when you get home...

ROSA E OLIVIER said...

Piú giú, in fondo alla Tuscolana...
!?...passavo per un saluto!

Moco said...

Get a grip boy. You will be fine.

Mack said...

Tad,
It's gonna be okay Dude. Hey - they load you up on doggy treats - right? It can't be all bad anywhere they give you a ton of treats!!