tomorrow will be the worst day of the year. at 5-00 pm my girl will drag me and mean sister fig to the car, only to force us to enter the dark doors of a "clinic" that will steal my blood and inject me with mysterious chemical compounds. a "doctor fraker" will poke and prod me with torture instruments, all the while speaking in a soothing tone and telling me "it's okay, taaaaadpole." men and women in lab coats will murmur quietly in the background, while other animals run back and forth past the door - are they trying to escape the horrible and painful demise awaiting them? i will smell the unique scents of those brave souls who have gone heroically before me and have.... *sigh* i can't bear to even finish that thought.
is this a new "hannibal" installment? a lost scene from "x-men"? the newest "batman" franchise? a never-before-seen scene from benjamin linus?
i don't know.
but i'm scared.