is this a new "hannibal" installment? a lost scene from "x-men"? the newest "batman" franchise? a never-before-seen scene from benjamin linus?
i don't know.
but i'm scared.
Sunday, June 15, 2008
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tomorrow will be the worst day of the year. at 5-00 pm my girl will drag me and mean sister fig to the car, only to force us to enter the dark doors of a "clinic" that will steal my blood and inject me with mysterious chemical compounds. a "doctor fraker" will poke and prod me with torture instruments, all the while speaking in a soothing tone and telling me "it's okay, taaaaadpole." men and women in lab coats will murmur quietly in the background, while other animals run back and forth past the door - are they trying to escape the horrible and painful demise awaiting them? i will smell the unique scents of those brave souls who have gone heroically before me and have.... *sigh* i can't bear to even finish that thought.
is this a new "hannibal" installment? a lost scene from "x-men"? the newest "batman" franchise? a never-before-seen scene from benjamin linus?
i don't know.
but i'm scared.
is this a new "hannibal" installment? a lost scene from "x-men"? the newest "batman" franchise? a never-before-seen scene from benjamin linus?
i don't know.
but i'm scared.
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Can we say drama queen? Uh Tad I'm sure it is just a checkup to make sure your angry pancreas stays happy! You'll do fine I'm sure!!!
Lots of Licks, Ruby
taddy I think you will survive and be okay. I feel for you though buddy.
Hi, Tad!
One of the things I admire of you is your imagination!
Don't worry! I am sure everything will be ok!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
dude, Tanner just went through it, and he is just fine. They did not cure his doofusism with the chemicals tho.
I think you're over exaggerating Tad! Easy, easy. You'll be absolutely fine & before you now it, it'll be done within a few minutes!
Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer
What up, Tad-meister?
The last time I was at the Place of Tile and Steel my doctor massaged my neck and turned me into a relaxed pile of doggie jell-o. It felt so good I screamed and screamed when my turn on the high table was over and Big Pupi got to steal pets from the doctor. So... it's not always bad, Tadster!
Just pee all over them and maybe they'll leave you alone.
PS - do you think fraker is a faker?
What the heck is going on? Almost every dog blog I read has something about them going to the vet? I hope I don't have to go any time soon!!
Kaos
Tad--at my vet I just always give my sad, forlorn look and I always just get extra belly rubs and snacks. YOu just gotta know how to play the game.
wally.
Oh, poor Tad! I hate going to the v-e-t too. I've heard rumors about me having to go next month. Make sure they give you lots of treats for being a brave boy!
Poppy
\I am so embarrassed...what is wrong with me...i love to go to the vet. She gives me treats. A little poke never hurt me. But i hope you are okay Tadpole...and I hope your momma gives you lots of love when you get home...
Piú giú, in fondo alla Tuscolana...
!?...passavo per un saluto!
Get a grip boy. You will be fine.
Tad,
It's gonna be okay Dude. Hey - they load you up on doggy treats - right? It can't be all bad anywhere they give you a ton of treats!!
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