Well. Fig had her birthday. I suppose it was one of the best days of her life.
It couldn't have been more opposite for me. It was one of, if not THE, worst day of my life. Mean Sister Fig got to go the store and pick out whatever she wanted. Not only did I get left alone - in my JAIL - ALL BY MY SELF - and boy did I scream and holler about it - but look what Massah picked up for me while they were there.
Let me enlarge it for you... can you SEE THIS?!?!
Why would she do this to me?! Eating poo is what I LIVE for! I am mad and sad and very angry, all at once.
I don't even know what else to say.