It couldn't have been more opposite for me. It was one of, if not THE, worst day of my life. Mean Sister Fig got to go the store and pick out whatever she wanted. Not only did I get left alone - in my JAIL - ALL BY MY SELF - and boy did I scream and holler about it - but look what Massah picked up for me while they were there.
Let me enlarge it for you... can you SEE THIS?!?!
Why would she do this to me?! Eating poo is what I LIVE for! I am mad and sad and very angry, all at once.
I don't even know what else to say.
33 comments:
Tad, I'm really sorry but I gotta say, we can't have a Potty Mouth president, ok. Get with the program, get elected.
Sorry for the tough love...but you've got an election to win, ok!
Lots of Licks, Ruby
Hi, Tad!
I know you live for that but you have to admit that that is a bad habit!
Let us know if it works, ok?
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Probably she wants to be able to kiss you again!!
And Ruby is right. If, make that when you become president it would be real bad if the press ever caught you eating poo.
BYE!
Mack
I've never been a poo-eater, but I guess if my mom gave me medicine that all of a sudden made my favorite snackie (peanut butter, mmm) taste bad, I'd be mad as hell. Sorry, buddy. Poop is kinda gross, but you still have my vote!
Maybe you are trying to get the most out of those wonderful baby carrots. We all know how they come out in visible pieces. You are just saving the food supply. But then again if your mouth smells like Foley's after he has been in the cat box, I say take the pills.
Andy is getting worried. He likes to eat poop and Mom wants him to stop. Mom is going to want to know if that stuff works. Andy begs you to tell her it does not work.
Roxie, Sammy & Andy
Well crap, er, sorry bad choice of words. Well darn, I am off running with bikers and you are eating poop. Are we going the way of Ron Paul in this election?!
Hey Tad,
I don't think eating your own poops is a good idea... although I use to eat bird poop.
Maybe it's time to try something new...
Let us know how it goes.
Tobes
We've never tried dog poo before! Are we missing something yummy? We do think that goose poop rocks!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Oh no! First you can't eat chocolates & the only way to replace that is to eat poo. But bow you can't too? This must be a horrible day for you Tad...Your mom is a meanie!
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
Hi Tad
You just make me laugh so much. You deserve to be president!
Booxxx
We think we may have found a loop-hole! The package says "helps stop your puppy or dog from consuming its own feces", but it doesnt' say ANYTHING about stopping you from eating OTHER dogs' feces! Looks like Fig might be serving up breakfast from now on!!
Good luck,
Scarlett and Simon (the FleasGang)
President and CPE (chief poo eater)
OMDOGGIE!
Babs is so excited to try this on JET. Let me know if it works for you. I think it is a disgusting habit but Jet loves to have a little "snack" from the poo box.
Yuk.
~ChaChi Lu Pink Champagne who would NEVER EAT POO!
I think Massah needs to give you more baby carrots! You're obviously starving.
Sherman
Obama gave up smoking, so you have to give up eating poop, Tadpole, in this race for the White House.
You can do it if you put your mind to it.
If eating my own poo is wrong, I don't wanna be right!
xo,
Fievel
Hi Tadpole, Penny tried eating poo for awhile. Our vet told Mom it was because she was hungry. Yeah, right! Anyway, he gave mom some stuff to put in our water and she stopped it. Now, neither one of us eats poo...not even the rabbit poo that they leave in our yard.
Aire-hugs,
Poppy & Penny
Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I hope Mom doesn't see that.
Samantha
What about your poor old angry pancreas? Tell her you probably shouldn't take it because of your condition...yeah! That's the ticket. Tell her that the poo actually has healing powers and that your pancreas will go into shock if you can't eat it anymore!
Hope that works!
Ozzie & Rocky
Sorry Tad. I stick to more exotic poo. Geese. Deer. Horses. But my mom screams about it too. Don't show her that book.
Deefor
Does poo be tasting OK then Tad? Me no can imagine it be tasty.
Nibbles
Cassidy x
Oh dear you poor thing Tadpole. :(
~ Girl girl
I just cannot believe it!
Well,in your defence if you are going to be a president you cant be all sweet and sunny.You have to be tough and sometimes say potty mouthed stuff.
Well,maybe cut out the eating it part!
Imaging the situation when you visit foreign countries and they ask what the president likes to eat...feaces would be the wrong thing to say!!
Frasier
Patches eats his poo too (and every other kind of poo in the world) - so you are in good company.
This is totally from my Mom, I would never say anything like this to you Tad! Mom says:"Tadpole, as the Mom to a poop eating dacshund, I would like to tell you pay attention to read that book very carefully. I hate going in for a happy doggy breathe and being punched in the face with that NASTY smell. If you have any good adice from that book, PLEASE let me know. Thanks Tadpole"
Sorry Tad!! I'd get ahold of that book when she's not around and shred it! I don't eat poop, but if that's what you like to do, i'm not going to discriminate.
Good Luck!
Love
Kaos
Hi Tadpole
Moco had a fantastic idea,when you are elected president you will need trustworthy cabinet members and I recommend me!!
Frasier
Well, Tad, you'd be giving brand new meaning to the phrase of "politicians talking s--t"!!
xoxo - Bella
Pawsonally, I'm not a big fan of eating POOP but I have to say that dog sure looks SAD on the packaging. I can't believe she actually believes it works!
Oh jeez! Maybe you should just go into poo rehab. Or maybe massah just needs to give you more baby carrots!
wally.
ps. Happy belated burpday, Fig!
That looks like a very sad chihuahua on that box there. Your mom should be happy that you clean up after yourself, right? I don't like to eat my own poo, but kitty roca is super delicious!
Poppy
wow tad...ummmm what is coming of a world when a little chinese man cant eat his own poop.....i guess ruby is right though...it certainly cant hurt your presidential race...you can get your security guys to go find you other dogs poop...some dogs that eat good food...
I um can't believe you actually eat poo - that is gross!!!!
HM wanted to let your mum know they she's heard adding a bit of pineapple to the diet also can stop some dogs eating their poop if that stuff doesn't work.....
River
I um can't believe you actually eat poo - that is gross!!!!
HM wanted to let your mum know they she's heard adding a bit of pineapple to the diet also can stop some dogs eating their poop if that stuff doesn't work.....
River
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