Monday, December 10, 2007

tagged

I've been tagged by Toby to tell you 8 things about myself. I think other doggins tagged me too, but Toby was the first, I believe. So please don't be offended it I didn't mention you, it's just I saw Toby's tag first. I don't know why I'm explaining all this in great(and unnecessary) detail, but I am. Anyway, here we go!

1) At night, I used to sleep on Massah's neck but now I sleep in her armpit - her left armpit. Smells good.

2) I have poo'ed in the house every morning since the snow fell. I don't like getting my feetsies cold and wet.

3) My trainees (at work) bring me back carrots from the dining hall every day. Don't tell Massah; she tends to get annoyed at my "manipulation attempts."

4) I like to lick the air for hours on end for no apparent reason.

5) I curl up in a little tiny circle to keep warm when no one will let me cuddle on their lap (MASSAH-IN-LAW).

6) I can't see out windows. I don't know why. I look and look, but I can't see anything... not even when Massah stands right on the other side and waves and talks to me. I can't see anything!

7) I know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Mean Sister Fig is the smartest, most bestest doggin in the entire world and I love her more than anything in the whole universe.

8) I like to eat poo.


I'm gonna tag anyone who hasn't been tagged! Tell us 8 things about you!

19 comments:

Peanut said...

WHAT IS WRONG WITH MASSAH IN LAW THAT SHE WON'T LET YOU CUDDLE IN HER LAP? Yes I was yelling. I find that outrageous and not right. Tell her she better get with the program and know that you can go anywhere you want whenever you want because you are Tadpole Pomegranate the most manly man dog ever.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Tad
Thanks for playing this game! All those facts about you sure are interesing.
We all know how much you love Fig. I am still trying to understand the eating poop obssesion that you have!
Have a good night
Lorenza

Luckie Girl said...

I really like No 6 although I don't understand why you can't see thru windows! Can you see thru walls instead?

Stanley said...

Hey, Tad! Give Massah-In-Law a message from me! Either let the TadMan cuddle in your lap or get off your sweet patootie stand up all night ~ your lap is obviously too inviting for Tad to ignore and that's not HIS fault.

I also noticed, Tad, that poo figures heavily in this post. What's that about?

Goober love,
Stanley

River said...

No cuddles - that's pretty harsh! I'm not sure what to think about the poop eating thing though.

River

Toby said...

Haha, armpits and poop!! Those are some great facts. Now, what's this about pooping in the house? I think I'm gonna give that a try too. I don't like pooping in the snow either!!

Tobes

Harry said...

Do you eat your own poopr or just others animals poop? If it's your own, why not eat it every morning then no-one would know you were pooping in the house!

Toodle pip,
Harry x

Amber-Mae said...

Hehehe, you sleep under her armpit? I think my mommy's armpit smells bad...Hahaha! She's gonna get pissed when she sees this. I used to eat my bad bad kitty sistas poop but nowadays, it's difficult to get any coz they poop in the kitty litter box.

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

2shibas said...

I eat my own poop, too!

xo,
Fievel

Pee Ess: My mom is simultaneously laughing and cringing right now. Is your mom doing the same?

Ruby Bleu said...

GROSS...you eat poo Tad, that's icky. Smell yes, eat NOOOOOOO!!!! I still love you, but you really need to find another snack food!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Petra said...

Maybe you'll get a carrot cake when you graduate from obedience school. Whoops -- I mean when you get promoted from your job and move on to another one.

Grammie said...

Tadman:
You are quite the guy. More and more interesting as the days go on. Foley has a thing about eating poo also. He has to get his mouth washed out often. You would be able to sit on my lap, but would have to share it with two other dogs and a cat most of the time.

leah said...

GREAT. make me look like the bad guy! whenever i don't let you on my lap it is for one of two reasons:

1) fig is already there and will growl and become VERY ANGRY if you jump on her and step all over her

2) i have piles of books/notebooks and school crap that i am working on and there is NO ROOM

but you have to admit that you sleep on my lap more often than you implied...

Lady Kaos said...

She won't let you cuddle on her lap? What is wrong with her? Doesn't she know how wonderful it is to have a dog curled up in your lap at all times? Sheesh!
What is up with the poop eating? My sister is 5 and she just started doing it within the last year and it's driving us all crazy!
Kaos

Frasier said...

Hi Tadpole,
Be careful they may get you some shoes for your feeties!!
Frasier

Girl Girl Hamster said...

How come you can't see thru window? You sure like your sister Fig very much Tadpole. :)

~ Girl girl

Poppy said...

We don't have snow here, but I poo in the house when it's raining. My peoples don't go outside to poo, so why should I?? I actually just had a nice big poo in the kitchen (while wearing my festive Christmas sweater), and it's not even raining!!!

Poppy

Two Wild and Crazy Guyz said...

Boy are we behind on your blog. You've been up to lots of stuff. Cool stunt whizzing in front of all the dignataries dude! You rock! Glad things are going better with you and little Petra. Now you will have two bestest friends to play with. Enjoyed learnign are those neat little things about you too!
Have a good one!

Ozzie & Rocky

Joe Stains said...

Tad, can I tell you that part of the reason that I have the name stains is that back in my younger days when I would stay at my Grandparent's house I would refuse to go out when it was cold so I would crap under the front window in the sitting room. After repeated droppings the carpet was STAINED brown. SO cool eh? Mom doesn't let me get away with this at our house :(