Thursday, December 6, 2007

oh holy excitement

Oh dogness, I have to tell you guys what happened today but I have to be quick because it's almost time for the Bear's game and I need to be sitting on Massah's lap with my neck pressed against her nose so she can't see very well before they kickoff. But it was great....


Today at work there was a television program that was taping a show at the prison. They happened to be wrapping up at the gatehouse when Massah and I (and other therapists) were leaving. The camera guys were getting the last of the shots and the people were talking with the warden, thanking her for letting them come and stuff, when guess what I did?!?! I made some pee-pee!!! Right in front of everybody!!! All the personal assistants and limo drivers and everybody were just standing around, and so I made some pee-pee on the rug for them!!! This is what Massah looked like:
She was "so much more embarrassed than she ever dreamed possible". I thought it was pretty cool! I mean, where else can you visit a prison and see a little naked Chinese man pee right in front of you at the same time?! Massah was SO THANKFUL the warden was facing the other way when I did it; she tried to unobtrusively grab some paper towels and sop it up before she noticed, and everyone else was very nice and pretended they didn't see it. Maybe I'll make my national television debut making pee-pee in public! One can only hope.... However, I do have one small regret: if I could do it over again, I would life my leg to make BIG BOY pee-pee instead of squatting like a girl. Oh well. Nobody's perfect.

16 comments:

Ruby Bleu said...

OMD Tad that is too funny for words!!! I'm so very proud of you, but it would have been so much more impactful if you actually did big-boy pee pee. Oh well, maybe they'll just think you are a girl dog!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Luckie Girl said...

LOL! I'm almost lost for words. Next round, leave some poop for them too! I bet Massah was so darn PROUD of you.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Tad.
Sure you chose the right moment for that! I just can imagine your Massah's face!
Lorenza

Joe Stains said...

oh dear, you made a STAIN! on TV! how do you say stain in Chinese?

River said...

What a way to make a television debut - all dogs know all the important information is in the pee after all!!

River

PS your blog is awesome!

Amber-Mae said...

That is sure funny! If you could do it like a big boy pee pee, then maybe you could have peed on that fellas leg ha? Hahaha!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Petra said...

You picked a great time to do that, Tad! Sissy Massah couldn't even scold you as she sopped up the pee.

The last time you peed at my house, she picked you up & yelled as you hung limply in her arms.

Grammie said...

Good job Tad. Great to see that you are getting back to being yourself. I hope it gets on the national news.

Suki Sumo said...

Way to go, Tad, although something tells me that is not the worst mess Massah has ever seen at the prison. I'm sure she'll forgive you. I think making pee on rugs at work is just about the best fun a Chinese dog (like us!) can have!

Balboa & Mommy said...

YOU ARE THE MAN, DUDE!!!! That is so awesome, next time you should aim for Massah's shoe, that would be even better.

Frenchie SNorts
Balboa

wally said...

Tad, I am truly in awe of your awesomeness. I'm speechless. In a good way.

wally.

Lady Kaos said...

That's funny! You're job sounds sooooo cool!
Kaos

Stanley said...

Hey, Tad!

That is INCREDIBLE!! You saw your chance, and you TOOK IT! I'm with Luckie Girl. Next time you have to up the anty. Maybe if you had gone over and pooed on the warden's shoe... now THAT would have made an impression!

Goober love,
Stanley

FleasGang said...

you da man, Tad. you da man :-)

The Fleas

Hana said...

Good job!

Gus and Louie said...

That was just great!!! We are so proud of you... Gus and Louie