Thursday, December 13, 2007

i don't want to talk about it

i didn't get a promotion.


i didn't even graduate.


i don't even have a CERTIFICATE.


evidently i didn't perform up to their standards.


i'm too offended to write any more right now.


but the last thing i did before i walked out the door? lifted my leg and made some BIG BOY PEE-PEE right on their METAL DETECTOR.


take THAT, you sycophantical elephants enveloped in bureaucracy and embittered by self-serving parasites.

24 comments:

Ruby Bleu said...

Oh my Tad...those are some big scawie words!!! I guess that means you are retired now, huh?

Don't worry...we all still love you and think you are smart and talented!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Luckie Girl said...

Good Job Tad. You really need to show those hoomans who's boss. Can't believe you have been working for free! What a waste of your precious time!

Peanut said...

Oh good job on peeing on their metal detector. How dare they not let you graduate.

Joe Stains said...

Woah Tad buddy settle down!!! I mean, I am just as upset as you but you might explode your brain with words like that! or mine?!

Suki Sumo said...

Whoa Tad! I don't even know what most of what you said means but it sounds (and looks) ANGRY! I am mad too. I can't believe you did all that work for them to deny you... that's whack! But I still think you're talented and totally worthy of praise and baby carrots.

Lorenza said...

TAD!!!!
Sure you sounds mad!! What happened?? Good job peeing there!
Take your time to calm down and let us know, ok?
Have a good night
Lorenza

leah said...

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Asta said...

TAd
Sweetie
What do those ignowamooses know anyway..I'm glad you did a big boy pee pee on theiw metal detectow..tat's all they desewve
We know ouw supew fabulous
smoochie kisses
Asta

CASPER AND PALS said...

You sure showed them! Way to do BiG Boy Pee on their metal detector!!!

Harry said...

What a let down Tad. I think I'd have pee'd and pooped.

Toodle pip,
Harry x

Amber-Mae said...

Oh no!!!!! They're soooo mean to you! Oh well, I hope you will do well next time. Do much much better than what they're expecting Tad, you can do it I know! Good thing you did a big man pee pee on their metal detector. Good job!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Grammie said...

You are quite the revolutionary! I doubt they would know a class act if it peed on them.

Petra said...

I've never seen you maadder in my life, Tad. You wouldn't even play with me last night and just growled every time I got close to you. And you even snapped at me once.

I offer my forgiveness, though, because I understand you are under severe stress, having been fired from your job without even a thanks for your hard work & effort.

Lady Kaos said...

If they're too stupid to know what a totally awesome dog you really are then they don't deserve to have you working for them! You can find a new job helping smart people!!!
Don't be too upset Tad, we all know how smart and wonderful you are!
Love
Kaos

Bruin said...

YOU GO TAD! You pee on their metal detectors!

Balboa & Mommy said...

How dare they not graduate and hire you? What is wrong with them????

Karen & Balboa

Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

Hi,

You have been nominated for Post of the Month over at the Bone Zone - head on over and cast your vote :-)

Love
Opy

2shibas said...

Yeah, detect THIS! Hahahaha! Great job, Tad! You totally got the last word.

xo,
Wiley & Fievel

wally said...

Whoa Tad. YOu showed them. It sounds like they have B.S. degrees (as in Bull Sh....)

wally.

Poppy said...

You should sue for wrongful termination!!! Good job with the big boy pee-pee too.

Poppy

River said...

Wow Tad those are some very angry words! Good on you for having the last laugh though!

River

ChaChi Lu said...

I don't care if you have a certificate! Don't let it get you down, handsome.

I don't have any papers that say I am special in ANY way, no pedigree, no obedience training, no royal blood. But I happen to think both YOU and I are SUPER SPECIAL.

It is just a stupid piece of paper!

I am SO glad you let them know exactly how you feel...and if you have any more trouble, you just give me their phone number and I will have a little "talk" with them.

Clearly MY opinion is important and I DIDN'T get the memo for MY opinion!

Big hugs!

~ChaChi Lu

Stanley said...

Whoa,Tad! You sure know how to throw down when the situation demands it. Who do those hoomans think they ARE? I'm with you, buddy! I bet you left more than a big puddle when made big boy pee pee on their metal detector. The pee of the angry is not a pee smell that can easily be removed... even from metal!

Try to have a good weekend anyway, buddy. You are the best Tadpole I have ever known, and you're too creative to fit into any "expectations."

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

Toby said...

Yikes Tad. You sound super pissed. What happened?

Tobes