i didn't get a promotion.
i didn't even graduate.
i don't even have a CERTIFICATE.
evidently i didn't perform up to their standards.
i'm too offended to write any more right now.
but the last thing i did before i walked out the door? lifted my leg and made some BIG BOY PEE-PEE right on their METAL DETECTOR.
take THAT, you sycophantical elephants enveloped in bureaucracy and embittered by self-serving parasites.