Wednesday, August 1, 2007

helping others in need

I've been trying to catch up with everyone's blogs, since we've kinda let them slide with everything going on over here. But when I visited Tofu Burger's blog, look what I saw!

He got a hair cut that went horribly, horribly awry. His poor little bum is nekkid now! (censored to keep the blog PG-13)

Massah says that when you're sad, you should help someone else because that will help you feel better. And if anyone knows anything about being naked, it would be me. Now, let me clarify: this has NOTHING to do with my desire to get rid of all my clothes that Massah insists on stuffing me into. How could you think that?! But I have something that just might help my pal:

I am willing to send my board shorts to you, Mr. Tofu Burger! They cover the bum area pretty well (although my pee'er sticks out of the front sometimes). I'll even Fed-Ex them to you so they're out of our house - I mean, so they'll get to you - RIGHT AWAY!


Ruby Bleu said...

Tad you look mighty cute in those board shorts!!! Are you sure you want to part with them???

Lots of Licks, Ruby

P(ee)S: Did Massah start her new job yet? Does she like it? Have you started your job yet?

Grammie said...

How could you get rid of those bitchin' shorts. Don't they make you want to shoot the curl.
When are you going to be moving into the new house?

coco said...

now tad, my mom went to a LOT of trouble to get those shorts for you so massah didn't have to see your nekkedness all the time. after all, she had never had a boy doggin before, and i don't wanna get too graphic here, but mom understood there would be some "getting used to" the a-hem, situation.

they are YOUR shorts, so you are free to do as you will with them. but personally, i think they are AWESOME and you look totally studly in them. so i wouldn't be so quick to ship them off to somedog else. i'm just saying.

a fan of the shorts, i remain, coco

Ferndoggle said...

That might be my most favorite picture of you Tad.

You look so super cool in your board shorts. Just like one of those hotties on the west coast.

Chicks dig the shorts, man. I say keep 'em.


ToFFee said...


me think it's a plot on how to get rid of clothes.. hahaha!

but don't part with it.. at least it's not pink...


Tofu Burger said...

Tad!!!! OMDOG!!! NO!!!!!!! I don't need any clothes! Thanks so much for the shout out. Seriously dude- you look so freakingly PHAT in those board shorts! Thanks for your generosity but do you know how DAMN-GOOD you look in those shorts?

(Tofu's ma: 'Hey Taddy... where did get those shorts? Online? lol')

You are right tho... we are like TWINs now. I didn't even reconize my own pic on your blog! We have so much in common... we're both boys with a big wangs, we both are nekkid now, we're both Chinese!!! (well, I'm half, cause ma is but pops is not... close enuff)

Your wing man,

Peanut said...

Oh I think that is so nice of you to offer to give up your shorts.

Maggie said...

awwwwwwwwww Tad,
How generous you are! hehehehe

Love ya lots,

Lorenza said...

Hi, Tad.
When I saw Tofu's picture I thought the same. There were a resemblance that made me think of you!
You look great in those board shorts!! I know you don't like them but you do look handsome!!

Suki Sumo said...

Tadpole! So giving! You're always offering to give up your clothes! What will happen in the winter? Will you get cold? I think you better keep your wardrobe for the upcoming snowy season!

wally said...

Dude! You look awesome in your shorts! Hang 10! (I don't know what that means--it may have something to do with your peeper hanging out).


Luckie Girl said...

I can't stop laughing..because when you mentioned about your erm..boy parts not fitting into your shorts..i wanted to know if you were really *that* big! LOL! But to keep this site child friendly..I thought I'll just NOT ask. But then Wally had to go talk about HANG 10...I want to know what that 10 stands for...LOL!

Joe Stains said...

Tad, how totally thoughtful and selfless of you! What a GREAT friend. Do you suppose that if I sent Tanner that Tofu would feel EVEN BETTER????

Ling Ling said...


Hey there Tad!
You look pretty darn cool with those shorts on :D!

Tofu's butt, is a bit naked, after all, I was one of the first dogs to see his nekkidd butt >_>


-Ling Ling

Tasha & Eva said...

Hey Tad,
You can't get rid of the shorts. They're your most manly outfit. But we do think you need a Hawaiian shirt to go with them.


Amber-Mae said...

Oh wow! Good thing you censored that part with a red paw coz it's definitely ain't suitable for those doggies who are under the age 1 year... You look kinda nice in that blue boxer shorts. I think Tofu really needs that boxer to cover up his *ahem* LOL!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Bernard Hinault Lilje said...

we love your censorship stamp--but seriously...keep the shorts!!They are so studly-In a manly sorta way of course!!!!


MJ's doghouse said...

I cant believe you are so generous Tad...was an upstanding young man you are. Your massah must be very proud of you.....

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh you're so nice to offer your board shorts to Tofu.
But what will you wear to cover your bum now Tadpole??

~ girl girl

Ume said...

hi Tad,
u looked like a studly surfer dude with the board shorts on!!! it's a keeper!

Pee.S: I juz knew abt Sadie... Massah-in-Law's post made Jiejie cried. pls send Massah-in-Law my love & big kissies!

Frasypoo said...

Oh my goodness,
you had my mom rolling in laughter!But she said you look like those cute boy surfer dudes !You know they shave their chest hair !They want your look.Though,I think they maybe arrested if they had their pee-er out !! But look cool and manly!