I've been trying to catch up with everyone's blogs, since we've kinda let them slide with everything going on over here. But when I visited Tofu Burger's blog, look what I saw!
He got a hair cut that went horribly, horribly awry. His poor little bum is nekkid now! (censored to keep the blog PG-13)
Massah says that when you're sad, you should help someone else because that will help you feel better. And if anyone knows anything about being naked, it would be me. Now, let me clarify: this has NOTHING to do with my desire to get rid of all my clothes that Massah insists on stuffing me into. How could you think that?! But I have something that just might help my pal:
I am willing to send my board shorts to you, Mr. Tofu Burger! They cover the bum area pretty well (although my pee'er sticks out of the front sometimes). I'll even Fed-Ex them to you so they're out of our house - I mean, so they'll get to you - RIGHT AWAY!