I have just been a busy little bee since moving to Motch's house! I want to show you all my handiwork! First up is my very first project - the corner of the kitchen island. Motch tried to color it in with markers so that no one would notice, but you can still see it!
Next is the seat of the settle. I like to saunter up and start gnawing away. It's like a never ending buffet of delicious wood! (Motch also colored this one in so you couldn't see it....)
I also worked hard on this chair! I was caught in the middle of it though, and now they won't let me finish. *sigh*
I tried to start sampling the computer desk, but they saw me immediately. They stopped me so early in the project that Motch was able to completely cover it up with her handy-dandy markers.
This is my most current job - the corner of the settle! Look at all that hard work!
I have more, but I cannot yet divulge the locations. They are still secret hiding places where I can eat to my heart's content. Somehow Massah doesn't appreciate me eating furniture at her mom's house, so I'm keeping mum on the rest for now.
34 comments:
Oh my goodness Tadpole,are you a beaver?
That wood gnawing requires special talent!
Frasier
Oooh, you are so baaaaad! But Bad Boys always have a special appeal, you know?
Poppy
ha ha ha, now you just have to start the bribes..... If you want me to stop, then give me lots and lots of treats and food!
Let me know what happens
Frenchie Snorts
Balboa
Motch must be a SAINT! Not everyone would let you chew up their furniture. You might have a condition called Pica. It is when you want to eat objects other than your meals. I think wood and cloth chairs might fit. I hope your pancreas doesn't become upset from all the foreign matter traveling through your system.
Wow!! You have been super busy Tad. See what happens when all Massah gives you is angry pancreas food & baby carrots! You've turned to furniture.
Lola
Oh Taddy...you pancreas isn't going to be happy. Your Motch is a wonderful to let you snack around the house!!!
Lots of Licks, Ruby
That's some chewing!!!
Katy x
Sure, sure. It may make the furniture look bad, but just think how tartar free your teeth are going to be!
The FleasGang
Oh dogness Tad! Does wood make your pancreas angry??!?!?
tad awe you secwetely a beaver???
i think you're going to get in twouble with these pwojects..I'd take up a diffewent hobby fow your health
smoochie kisses
Asta
Uh-oh Tad! You're gonna get your massah in trouble! Maybe you could chew on Fig instead?
wally.
Hey Tad,
I can't believe Motch just colored away all those hard work you did. Maybe they should be feeding you more. LIke REAL food..next thing we know, you will resort to recycling your own POOP!
PS : It's ok you were late for our date. I forgive you. Maybe we can arrange for another date! :)
PPS : Don't forget to wear that ribbon thingy Massah in Law dressed you up in for the 007 Pawty.
OMD! Tadpole! I would never expect that such a sweet face could be capable of such tomfoolery!!! You better behave! : )
Tadpole!
you better not let the hoomans know all your secret spot. We animals have the right to do what we want.
do it secretly though.
Oh boy Tad. Are you sure you aren't part beaver, which is, by the way, Canada's national animal. Lame, we know. They could have picked a bear or a moose, but no, they picked the beaver. I may have to rant about that in a blog one day soon.
Tadpole Beaver Pomegranate!!
Whoa, Gooberpole! I'm with Asta & Ruby. Take up a new hobby, man. Your pancreas is gonna be stinkin' mad if you keep it up!
Goober love,
Stanley
You certainly have been busy Tadpole. You must have the sharpest teeth in the whole wide world. We prefer to rip threads out of Mom's carpet. It drives her nuts. We keep her busy with the glue and extra pieces of carpet. As soon as she repairs, we destroy! She can hardly keep up with us. Hee! Hee!
Hi, Tad.
A busy little bee?? I have another word to describe what you've been doing!!
I hope your Motch and Massah are not mad!!
Be careful with your pancreas please!
Have a good night
Lorenza
I must admit that I too chewed on furniture when I was young. Good job.
Woh Tadpole, you sure can chew alot. I bet you have sharp teefies. :)
~ Girl girl
Oh my my my...I give you rating of TEN! Good job Tadpole! You should chew up more furniture. What's next in line?
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
G'day Tad,
I'm into woodworking too!
xxx Asta down under
motch and her marker... HA!
Oh Tad!! What an awesome carpenter you are. I think you missed your calling.
Be careful....That's what gets Zoe put in jail.
Love, Seadra
You should start carving and selling your original pieces on Ebay. You're like a starving artist living on only carrots.
Tucker :)
Good work Tadpole! You should contact the Army of Four about becoming an honorary HULA member! Destruction plays a big part in the club!
Be careful Tadpole! Maybe you need a pizzle.
Ike
wow tad you must have some sharp teeth...when i was a wee pup i chewed up everything...chairs tables anything that was woody...not i am all grown up and finished with that.. but dad and mom brought wood back from camping and they let me chew on that when i am outside...
u sure had been busy! u r lucky Motch didn't get mad, your pancreas mite tho...
That's a great deal of wood for a small dog! Thanks for coming over to my Pawty the other day, I didn't see you eating any wood then!
love Marvin xxxxx
Oh Destruction is SOOO Fun! I have destroyed several window seals and door frames, ha roo!
Hugs,
Sitka
Congratulations on your good work. I myself ate My Lady's brand new couch after she got me. It tasted very good. She was very mad, though. It was the first new couch she ever bought and I ruined it. Now it is a pretty green couch with duct tape on it to keep its filling in it. Heehee. I still think it is funny.
OH NO TADPOLE! I can't even get away with chewing on so much as a shoe lace an my Nanna's (or my mommy's) house. How do you do it? I need details on the sneaky-ness so that I can do it too! MUAH!
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO was what my mom yelped when she saw all your beautiful work! i don't see what the problem is - i think it's all very cool!
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