Monday, April 13, 2009

we want to puke

My girl is VERY ANGRY and it is NOT at me! Petra posted a little bit about Teddy/Timmy on her blog, and I've decided to give Massah a chance to get her frustrations out here.

She works with a lady (she is VERY tempted to give out this woman's name and address so everyone can mail her some poo) who recently got a dog for her grandchildren. They got the dog two months ago, and ever since he arrived (they named him Timmy), my girl has heard all about how he pees and poops all over the house and no body takes care of the dog and no one pays any attention to him and how much she hates him and wants to get rid of him. She had hinted a few times that she would like to get rid of him, but on Friday after work, she said she wanted to give him away. When my girl got home, she told her parents (Motch) and they thought it might be a nice time for our Grammy to get someone to love (Grandpa's funeral was one month ago Saturday). When my girl and Motch showed up *just to visit Timmy* they handed the dog over, along with him crate, his travel taxi, his food, toys, chews, and treats, and told them to leave with the dog. After spending Friday night and Saturday morning/afternoon with him, it was very clear that little Timmy didn't know his name (after two months!) didnt' recognize the words "outside", "potty", "bathroom", "go" or any other words that he should have recognized in his first week. While Massah was at Grammy's house with Timmy (who Grammy re-named Teddy because he looks like a sweet little teddy bear, and they didn't teach him his name anyway), Motch callede with former owners to give them an update. The girl told my mom she wanted the dog back. Sobbing like a spoiled little child. My girl was SO ANGRY that she couldn't even go to drop Teddy off - Motch and P.A. had to do it themselves. She is still sick to her stomach that little Teddy had to go back there, where he will be neglected and his needs abandoned. My girls says that those people should be shot, and she cries when she thinks about him, sitting there patiently waiting for some attention and not getting any, getting more and more confused and wondering what he's done wrong, and getting yelled at for doing what he has learned to do to survive. And this is just an rambling post because she can't think straight. We'll end with pictures of Teddy and Grammy. He is a cutie. I hope a miracle happens and he somehow finds someone to love him like he deserves. (excuse the quality - she forgot the camera and had to use her phone)









He was quite comfortable as soon as he got into her lap, and pretty soon he laid his head in her hand and settled in for a nap.

Friday, April 10, 2009

easter!

I am a little naked Chinese man again... here is all my back hair that Massah clipped off:


If anyone would like to rent the Tadosaurus, please let me know 4 months in advance so that I can start growing my back hair. Moving on, look what arrived at our house!


Ohmydog - it is a candy bouquet for ME!!! Yummy!


And my girl said, "No, no, Taddy Wack! That is NOT for you!" Apparently it is our "prop" for our Easter photo, and will then be making the trip to Motch and Petra's house for Easter Sunday. Well fine. But I will only pose for ONE picture with Mean Sister Fig, though.


I know it is a very bad picture, but it's Massah's own fault. If she would have only let me eat several of those little tiny candies, then I would have posed nicely all night long. As it was, I tried to sneak some when she turned her back. I think Fig told on me, though - look at her nasty, tattle-tale face back there.


Happy Easter, everyone!

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

noises

I did something tonight for the first time ever. This happened after Massah and Mean Sister Fig LEFT WITHOUT ME for a walk around the lakes - I have never been so sad in my entire life:


It doesn't matter that Massah and I took a trip by ourselves to the dog park earlier. They are not allowed to leave without me.... *sniff*


Leah didn't help me; she just laughed quietly to herself. Finally I wore myself out and had to lay down on Leah's stomach to mourn.


Oh, woe is me....

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

WARNING:

THIS POST IS RATED "R" FOR INTENSE SCENES OF SUSPENSE AND TERROR.

I was going to put a movie up, but the live-action might be too much for many viewers. Instead I have captured stills of the event and will share them with you. But you have been warned.




Scene One:
A ferocious stegosaurus sits, patiently awaiting its prey.


Stock photo of stegosaurus for additional information, in the name of science.


The camera moves in, highlighting the dangerous tongs covering the dinosaur's back.


Scene Two:
A pathetic monkey-faced canine aimlessly stands among the foliage, hoping for food to drop into her mouth.


Easily bored (a clear sign of lesser intelligence) she lies down, utterly unaware of any impending danger.



Scene Three:
The feared stegosaurus shoves its legthal plates into its chosen victim's face.


The unsuspecting victim slowly lifts her head, eyes widening as she takes in the full extent of the terror that is staring her down.



*flashing lights and buzzers sounding*
TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR!

She faints, her miniscule brain unable to handle her feelings of horror and helplessness.


If you see this face, BEWARE. He may be prowling around your neighborhood, hunting down his next victim.



Unless Massah decides to clip my back hair. Then Taddy, the Little Naked Chinese Man, will be back.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Happy St Patrick's Day

Massah decided she wanted to get a nice picture of me sleeping on her lap to post for St Patrick's Day....


I was even wearing green! But then this happened:


And then this:


And OMD this!


I thought my tongue would NEVER stop coming out!!!


My gracious - I need to learn to control this thing! We never did get a nice shot. We had to settle for this one:


Happy blurry and distorted St Patty's Day, everyone!

Sunday, March 8, 2009

3-7-2009

Grandpa went Home last night at 11:12pm.



We all miss him. Thanks for your thoughts and prayers for all our family (Petra too!) during this time.

Friday, February 13, 2009

lovely and silly

As you've probably seen on Petra's blog, our Grandpa is sick. :-( That's why we haven't been around as much; but we're hoping to eventually get back to a regular blogging and reading scheudule. In the meantime, I have been busy doing the 2 things I do best - looking handsome and manly, and making my girl smile. Here I am doing the former:







And now the latter:









To be perfectly frank, I think I look handsome and manly in ALL of them....