I was going to put a movie up, but the live-action might be too much for many viewers. Instead I have captured stills of the event and will share them with you. But you have been warned.
Scene One:
A ferocious stegosaurus sits, patiently awaiting its prey.
Stock photo of stegosaurus for additional information, in the name of science.
The camera moves in, highlighting the dangerous tongs covering the dinosaur's back.
Scene Two:
A pathetic monkey-faced canine aimlessly stands among the foliage, hoping for food to drop into her mouth.
Easily bored (a clear sign of lesser intelligence) she lies down, utterly unaware of any impending danger.
Scene Three:
The feared stegosaurus shoves its legthal plates into its chosen victim's face.
The unsuspecting victim slowly lifts her head, eyes widening as she takes in the full extent of the terror that is staring her down.
*flashing lights and buzzers sounding*
TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR!
She faints, her miniscule brain unable to handle her feelings of horror and helplessness.
If you see this face, BEWARE. He may be prowling around your neighborhood, hunting down his next victim.
Unless Massah decides to clip my back hair. Then Taddy, the Little Naked Chinese Man, will be back.
16 comments:
OMD- the horrah! The horrah! Tad- you're pretty scawy when you want to be! But I am sure that Fig has a different version of these events.
goodness! it took a few seconds for my heart to slide back to my chest.Massah, please bring back the little naked chinese man quick!
lovelots
trudis
Hi Tadpole,
Those are some pretty scary pictures for sure. I would be totally pissed if my mom posted nekkid pictures of me on the net.
Wags & wiggles,
Bijou
wow....you are freakin scarey...i cannot believe you scared the death out of fig...you are one scarey little dude
Gads and double gads. We fear greatly for Fig.
Oh,oh!
Sure I would not want to be in Fig's place!
The hair in your back has scary powers!
I just want to tell you I love you no matter what!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
We were sitting on the edges of our computer chair seats, Tad! We were petrified for Fig!
We want the sweet Tad back!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Is the Tadosauraus available for rentals. You know, you scare the peppy sheppys into shape?
wally t.
Oh man How did Fig even live through the horror. I think she would have died from the fright.
I'm not allowed to watch R rated movies so I only looked with one eye.
And what I saw was very scary and I'm shaking with fright.
When did those thorns grow on your back, Poley? You better chop them down before you come to visit me.
um, sorry dude, back hair is kinda GROSS. I think Fig might be trying to sleep and hope to wake up from the nightmare of it all.
Just jokin buddy, you are FIERCE. or something.
Oh I hope no little kids see this! Tad you are just way too frightening with your back hairs up!
OMD!!!
Best post EVER!!!!
Lots of Luv & Kisses
Addie and Lucie
hehehe! That was cute! That fist photo is a great posing photo!!
Kaos
Oh yikes! You looked more like one of those creatures in the forest!
Belly jiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer
I'm ready for the full MOVIE version now!!!!...and a bowl of popcorn with a side of ICE CREAM!
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