WARNING:

THIS POST IS RATED "R" FOR INTENSE SCENES OF SUSPENSE AND TERROR.

I was going to put a movie up, but the live-action might be too much for many viewers. Instead I have captured stills of the event and will share them with you. But you have been warned.




Scene One:
A ferocious stegosaurus sits, patiently awaiting its prey.


Stock photo of stegosaurus for additional information, in the name of science.


The camera moves in, highlighting the dangerous tongs covering the dinosaur's back.


Scene Two:
A pathetic monkey-faced canine aimlessly stands among the foliage, hoping for food to drop into her mouth.


Easily bored (a clear sign of lesser intelligence) she lies down, utterly unaware of any impending danger.



Scene Three:
The feared stegosaurus shoves its legthal plates into its chosen victim's face.


The unsuspecting victim slowly lifts her head, eyes widening as she takes in the full extent of the terror that is staring her down.



*flashing lights and buzzers sounding*
TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR!

She faints, her miniscule brain unable to handle her feelings of horror and helplessness.


If you see this face, BEWARE. He may be prowling around your neighborhood, hunting down his next victim.



Unless Massah decides to clip my back hair. Then Taddy, the Little Naked Chinese Man, will be back.

Happy St Patrick's Day

Massah decided she wanted to get a nice picture of me sleeping on her lap to post for St Patrick's Day....


I was even wearing green! But then this happened:


And then this:


And OMD this!


I thought my tongue would NEVER stop coming out!!!


My gracious - I need to learn to control this thing! We never did get a nice shot. We had to settle for this one:


Happy blurry and distorted St Patty's Day, everyone!

3-7-2009

Grandpa went Home last night at 11:12pm.



We all miss him. Thanks for your thoughts and prayers for all our family (Petra too!) during this time.

lovely and silly

As you've probably seen on Petra's blog, our Grandpa is sick. :-( That's why we haven't been around as much; but we're hoping to eventually get back to a regular blogging and reading scheudule. In the meantime, I have been busy doing the 2 things I do best - looking handsome and manly, and making my girl smile. Here I am doing the former:







And now the latter:









To be perfectly frank, I think I look handsome and manly in ALL of them....

bored and lonely

Well Leah was gone all last week, so this is what we did:



We laid in front of the fireplace on our girl, patiently waiting for Leah to return. Hopefully our days will liven up again soon!
If you can see that scar on my girl's lip below her nose, that is from where I bit her.... Bad Tadpole. But now she will always carry a memory of me with her wherever she goes.

snow!

My girl had a snow day today! We got a a few inches!


We didn't stay outside too long. (there was a dog outside earlier, that's why Fig and I kept smelling the footprints)


I always want to play when we come inside, but Fig would rather eat the snow from Massah's shoes. Boo.


I think my girl should stay home every day!

it wasn't me

I am VINDICATED! ABSOLVED!! EXPUNGED!!!


Remember last post?! Well look who was REALLY reponsible for the peppermint stick!!!!


MY SISTER! (who is now sick!) HA HA!



I am remaining silent about the other incidents....