Saturday, November 29, 2008

bad sweater! BAD sweater!

I had a slight accident on the way to Motch and Petra's tonight. I was making big-boy pee-pee on my bush, and some it got onto my sweater (perhaps I lost my balance a little bit). When we got to Petra's house I had to take it off because no one wanted to hold me with a big-boy pee-pee filled sweater. However, I was shaking and shivering without it! So Massah pulled one of Fig's old sweaters out of a drawer. I was horrified!



It is a GIRL'S SWEATER!!! With tassels!!!


Not manly at all! (look how far my tail is down!)


BUT - this is the WORST part. Guess who DID like it?!?!



Did you see her drag me around?!?! All over the room and under the bed and around corners?!?! Oh my dog. Someone save me.


Please!

25 comments:

Peanut said...

that is awful but are you sure Petra wasn't trying to get it off of you?

MJ's doghouse said...

toh poor Tad..I cant believe they just kept the darn camera on while you are clearly being assulted. And why didnt they have spare clothes for you. What kind of place do you live in...should I send my mom immediatly to rescue you...ohoh ..she has her shoes on and is on her way....

Joe Stains said...

Poor TAD, but I mean, you kinda do look like a girly stuffed toy. I mean, kinda.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Tad!
Please forgive my mom but she is laughing pretty loud reading your post and looking at the pictures and the video!
Sorry you had to endure that!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Sunny,Scooter, (sometimes Jamie) said...

Poor Taddy. I agree with Peanut. She was trying to help you out of the sweater. hay hay tad.itz me scooter.yeh.liddolpetrapotpie wuz tryin tu halp u!
Anyway, we think after discussingit, that your girl should have not put you in a sweater that fits in such a way that you have to pee on it. Your complaint is with the girl that clearly needs to learn about how BOY dog sweaters are made.
Hugs,
Sunny
pee ess hay ok anok.so now u no she wuz halpin u. that'z jus how sweeterest she is. alwaz halpin.
sccoter

Molly the Airedale said...

Our mom was hooting up a storm watching your video, Tad! We think Petra was trying to do you a huge favor and take it off you! She was just going about it the wrong way!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Unknown said...

LOL- you poor thing! Maybe Petra was trying to help get it off?

Mack said...

Maybe Petra was a "tad" upset cause she thought you stole Fig's sweater ??

Toby said...

Oh my dog!!! I totally feel for you. I think Petra needs a sweater with tassels too! It won't only be fair.

Tobes

Harry said...

I feel your pain Tad.

Toodle pip
Harry x

The Brat Pack said...

That is just wrong. Poor you.

Tucker

Stanislaw said...

Oh my word. You need to work on those muscles! Ask your mom for weight bench and some mighty hefty weights for the holidays. Build up that beastliness! (Or just get that sweater the heck off you!)

leah said...

oh man. i can't stop laughing. i can't believe i missed it!

Biggie-Z said...

Oh Tadpole, that is so demeaning, and especially after you made a Big Boy Pee? They should have given you a lumberjack style, red and black checked flannel shirt for that. Not a girly sweater!

Stanley said...

Hey, TAdman!

I'm convinced that those tassles are irresistible to a sassy girl like Petra, but I bet Peanut is right. She's probably just as horrified as you are about you having to wear that thing!

Maybe Massah can leave one of your sweaters at Motch's to have as a back up... just in case.

Goober love,
STanley

Comet said...

BOL!!!!

We think Petra was trying to help you escape from the tassled girly sweater.

Moco said...

A girly sweater and dragged around by little Petra. This is the worst of times.

Huskee and Hershey said...

Hmm.. I suspect she actually wants your sweater for herself!

Poppy said...

Oh Tad, I can't believe she did that to you!!! You should have cried or something. That always gets my parents' attention. I am so sorry that you had to wear that silly tassel sweater...but at least you were warm!

Poppy

Lady Kaos said...

OH NO!! Maybe Petra was just trying to help you get it off and she's too young to understand it wasn't working. And I can't believe Massah just kepot rolling film instead of saving you!!!!!
Kaos

Casper and pals said...

Too funny!

Amber-Mae said...

I think it doesn't look that bad...

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Randi said...

I don't think the tassels are very manly at all..maybe you can pee on this one as well..

love & licks,
Randi

Raising Addie said...

Poor Tadpole!

I hope you never have to wear that sweater ever again!

And then to be hassled by Petra... it was bad enough that you had to wear it, huh.

I just wanted to say that you are adorable! I look forward to getting to know you!

Kisses
Addie

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