I had a slight accident on the way to Motch and Petra's tonight. I was making big-boy pee-pee on my bush, and some it got onto my sweater (perhaps I lost my balance a little bit). When we got to Petra's house I had to take it off because no one wanted to hold me with a big-boy pee-pee filled sweater. However, I was shaking and shivering without it! So Massah pulled one of Fig's old sweaters out of a drawer. I was horrified!
It is a GIRL'S SWEATER!!! With tassels!!!
Not manly at all! (look how far my tail is down!)
BUT - this is the WORST part. Guess who DID like it?!?!
Did you see her drag me around?!?! All over the room and under the bed and around corners?!?! Oh my dog. Someone save me.