Tuesday, October 14, 2008

important announcement:

My good friend Ruby recently brought to my attention a conspiracy against me and my Vice Presidential running mate, Mr. Joseph Stains. Evidently, WE ARE NOT ON THE BALLOT!!!


So we need your help. Please tell your parents that they will have to submit write-in votes for us. I've created an example to show your humans, just so there will be no confusion. Please study the following closely:

Thank you for your cooperation,

Future President Tadpole Pomegranate


Moco said...

What an oversight. I tell you the election is probably rigged. We will do our best to assure this write in vote.

Ruby Bleu said...

What timely instructions Tad...my Mom just got her ballot in the mail today!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Lady Kaos said...

I will definately show my mom your sample! Thanks for letting us know!

Peanut said...

that is not right. How could they let that happen.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Tad!
They don't want you to win! Thats why! Thankfuly you noticed that and now it can be corrected!
Kisses and hugs

MJ's doghouse said...

tadpole...holy cow...ummm..how can us dogs from across the pond vote for you....my mom would not let me come with her to the poles today...whatever that means....

Asta said...

Thank you fow that infowmation..I'll tell my pawents wight away..
You look vewy pwesidential..not like the last one we had
smoochie kisses

Joe Stains said...

Tad, I wonder if it has something to do with you being Chinese? Just wondering, I mean... I think there might be rules about stuff like that.

FleasGang said...

Thank you for that information, Mr. President. That has a nice ring to it doesn't it? I'll pass it along to my Mom and Pop.


Poppy said...

I will definitely vote for you Tad! That is a very cute campaign photo, too.


Mack said...

This must be some sort of conspiracy - I will notify Oliver Stone at once.

Petra said...

Who in the world dropped the ball on this one? Thank dogness for Ruby who has alerted all of us to this most unpardonable oversight.

Vote for pole/stains! Write it big and bold!

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

More bad news Tad, There are 2 other parties running. Have you heard of them? One is Turbo and Khyra, the other is Tuffy/Rusty. Now what?? Is it time for hard hitting ads and debates? or is it time to go back to bed... We aren't sure!


How could they have done this?

It is a conspiracy against our fav candidates!

BenTheRotti said...

Hi Tadpole, just swinging by to bark hello!
Thats a terrible injustice. I don't think I am eligible to vote since I am in the UK but we will try and sneak one in for you anyway.

Its great to meet you!

love and tailwags,

Ben xxxx

Huskee and Hershey said...

OMGosh, that is a costly mistake! Imagine if you hadn't found out in time!!

Stanislaw said...

Contact Barbara Walters. Call 20/20. STAT!

Beckett said...

Hi Tadpole,

I think my mom really appreciates my help. I can always tell by her joyful shouts of "HEY! HEY! HEY!"


Beckett said...

I have been peeing on all the Bark Obama and John McCanine signs on my walkies. Pomegranate/Stains '08!