My good friend Ruby recently brought to my attention a conspiracy against me and my Vice Presidential running mate, Mr. Joseph Stains. Evidently, WE ARE NOT ON THE BALLOT!!!
So we need your help. Please tell your parents that they will have to submit write-in votes for us. I've created an example to show your humans, just so there will be no confusion. Please study the following closely:
Thank you for your cooperation,
Future President Tadpole Pomegranate