Friday, October 24, 2008

7 Things Game

My man Hugo tagged me a while ago and I'm finally getting it done! This was long and hard and I had to put my thinking cap on (courtesy of Stanley).



7 Things I Plan To Do Before I Die!
1. gain 30 pounds
2. get paid for my job at the prison
3. make my nails stop growing so I wouldn’t have to get them cut
4. grow my chest hair out so it drags on the ground
5. win a game of tug-of-war with Fig
6. eat my weight in poo (in one day)
7. get elected


7 Things I Do Now!
1. make big-boy pee pee
2. cuddle
3. eat baby carrots
4. pretend I don’t understand what “no” means
5. poo in the house
6. wear coats and sweaters
7. lay in Fig’s crate and lick her blankets


7 Things I Can't Do!
1. eat peoples food
2. bark like a big-boy dog
3. avoid baths
4. see out windows
5. sleep with anyone but Massah
6. ingest chapstick
7. open cupboard doors


7 Things That Attract Me To The Opposite Sex!
1. corduroy jackets (!)
2. small stature
3. a love for naked men
4. snuggle-lover
5. secure (to be with a slightly effeminate guy like me)
6. bicycles with baskets
7. doggles


7 Things I Say Most Often!
1. baby carrot?!
2. outside?!
3. hungry?!
4. ride in the car?!
5. FIG!!!
6. food?!
7. okay?!


7 Celebrities That I Admire!
1. Tramp
2. the Black Stallion
3. Benji
4. Pongo
5. Ariel
6. Nemo
7. Carol Channing


Now... TAG! You're it!

15 comments:

Lorenza said...

Hi, Tad!
If you find the way to make stop the nails to grow... will you share it, please??
I don't know how much you weight but that sounds like lots of poo!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Poppy said...

Hmm...corduroy jackets, you say? By the way, I am totally with you on that whole nail trimming thing.

Poppy

Poppy said...

Pee Ess:

It's too bad you're not allowed to have a Daddy, but a Mommy is just as good!

Poppy

Maggie and Mitch said...

We'd like our nails to stop growing too! What a perfect answer, Tad!
What a great list!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Joe Stains said...

omdog I still cannot believe you did not get paid for your prison work.

Do fig's blankets taste good? I won't get near Tanner's little house.

Moco said...

I say we need to have an uprising at the prison. Why do they think they can get away with not paying you for all the expert work you did.
You really have the poo thing bad!

Mack said...

Taddy,
Those were the bestest answers ever!
I think that would be so cool if your chest hair grew that long!

Poppy said...

I used to get a treat for pooping in the house, but then my parents decided that wasn't the best idea. So now I only get praise and a pat on the head...no actual treat. Boo.

Poppy

Amber-Mae said...

Great answers dood!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

Petra said...

I sure hope you DO get elected, Tadpole! I voted early and now I can't wait to hear your acceptance speech.

Suki Sumo said...

omd, that was HILARIOUS. I hope your chest hair does drag on the ground one day.

big slobbery licks to you, man!

Mojo Risin'

Huskee and Hershey said...

Hi Tad,
If/ when you find the way to make your nails stop growing, can you please share it with me? My nails grow at an amazing speed and I HATE getting them clipped!!

Lady Kaos said...

Great job Tad! That was a hard game to do! It took me a long time to come up with all my answers.
Kaos

Peanut said...

Hi Tadpole! I wish I did not have to get my nails cut too...I hate that! You are a funny man XOXO Peanut

Hugo said...

Hey Tad,

Your answers are really good. It seems we both have a thing for eating poop which our Two-leggeds seem to find distasteful. I wonder why? Please let me know how to make my nails stop growing too. I hate getting them cut.

Hugo