I'm all grown up

OMD did I show you guys my big-boy pee pee yet? This is me at the dog park this summer! You can't see it very well, but that's okay... not only did I make big-boy pee pee, but I made it on a toy! And it wasn't even MY TOY!!! Can you even believe it?!



It took me a while to learn how to do that, but it's So Much Fun! In this video you can see me better, but you have to put up with Mean Sister Fig for the first few seconds. Sorry. Hang in there, though... I make a GOOD big-boy pee pee towards the end!



Awesome, huh?!

7 Things Game

My man Hugo tagged me a while ago and I'm finally getting it done! This was long and hard and I had to put my thinking cap on (courtesy of Stanley).



7 Things I Plan To Do Before I Die!
1. gain 30 pounds
2. get paid for my job at the prison
3. make my nails stop growing so I wouldn’t have to get them cut
4. grow my chest hair out so it drags on the ground
5. win a game of tug-of-war with Fig
6. eat my weight in poo (in one day)
7. get elected


7 Things I Do Now!
1. make big-boy pee pee
2. cuddle
3. eat baby carrots
4. pretend I don’t understand what “no” means
5. poo in the house
6. wear coats and sweaters
7. lay in Fig’s crate and lick her blankets


7 Things I Can't Do!
1. eat peoples food
2. bark like a big-boy dog
3. avoid baths
4. see out windows
5. sleep with anyone but Massah
6. ingest chapstick
7. open cupboard doors


7 Things That Attract Me To The Opposite Sex!
1. corduroy jackets (!)
2. small stature
3. a love for naked men
4. snuggle-lover
5. secure (to be with a slightly effeminate guy like me)
6. bicycles with baskets
7. doggles


7 Things I Say Most Often!
1. baby carrot?!
2. outside?!
3. hungry?!
4. ride in the car?!
5. FIG!!!
6. food?!
7. okay?!


7 Celebrities That I Admire!
1. Tramp
2. the Black Stallion
3. Benji
4. Pongo
5. Ariel
6. Nemo
7. Carol Channing


Now... TAG! You're it!

a big one tomorrow!

It is Massha's birthday tomorrow, as Petra posted. Some doggins asked if I will be getting her a turtle for her birthday, since she was posing with one. The answer is NO. Evidently she had one several years ago named Myrtle, and she (or he, no one could never tell...) SMELLED BAD. So there you go. But here is a picture of my present:



I am giving her JOY! And truly, what better gift is there?!

important announcement:

My good friend Ruby recently brought to my attention a conspiracy against me and my Vice Presidential running mate, Mr. Joseph Stains. Evidently, WE ARE NOT ON THE BALLOT!!!

SHOCKING!!!!!

So we need your help. Please tell your parents that they will have to submit write-in votes for us. I've created an example to show your humans, just so there will be no confusion. Please study the following closely:

Thank you for your cooperation,

Future President Tadpole Pomegranate

she's taking over!

Hi - it's Taddy's (and Fig's) girl here; and I'm only taking over for one post. It's a sad day in our house (pathetic Cubs.... grrr) but this made me smile :-) I was taking a nap this afternoon, when I woke up to a weight on my chest. I open my eyes and what do I see? This lovely face:

Ha! After I calmed down (I was initially frightened and then uproariously amused), I grabbed my phone, which I happened to have with me. And then he got shy.

Ahhh. My little naked Chinese man makes me smile.

close you eyes and make a wish:

I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish....


The CUBS would win tonight!!!!!













Okay, I'm too nervous to open my eyes back up...!