Thursday, February 21, 2008

not AGAIN!

Well, Massah has moved into Phase Two of her ridiculous anti-poo-eating campaign. Speaking of campaigns, when I get sworn into office, I'm going to make it LEGAL and ENCOURAGED to eat poo; that'll be my first order to business. Anway, this is what she came home with today:

Some kind of "veterinary strength" evilness. I (and Fig) will begin taking it with our meals tomorrow morning. I heard this is the strong stuff, so I'm going to have some hard times ahead of me if I want to continue asserting my doggie rights of poo-eating. But I intend to succeed; it'll take more than repulsive powder on my food to stop me.

And all this on top of an injury. Just look at me:

We do not know what happened, but there is a big scratch on my neck. Boo. You'd think after looking at this, she feel so sorry for me that she'd give me a big old plate of poo.

Apparently she doesn't agree.


Ruby Bleu said...

Is Princess Pinkie a poo eater? you know she may not like poo eaters so you might want to consider taking that stuff massah is going to feed you. I'm just looking out for you and your first lady!

Lots of Licks,Ruby

Ferndoggle said...

Tadpole...every pup should eat poo like you do! Sorry about the scratch. At least you look manly in pink.


Anonymous said...

I hope that thing on your neck goes away soon. Still can't get my head around why you'd want to eat poop though!


Luckie Girl said...

You may want to reconsider poo eating cos it tends to leave poop breath. Unless you think Princess Pinkie loves that too and share your love for poop.
In any case, i'll still support you no matter what's your decision. Poop or no Poop! Stand firm!

The Brat Pack said...

Uh, at first I thought that said For you were sellin' something. Duh.

Hold strong man...don't let the humans ruin your poo.


Peanut said...

You should be able to eat as much poop as you can. Hope your scratch feels better soon.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Tad!
So, the other thing you were taking did not work??
I've never eaten poo and you make it sound tasty!
I hope it was not Fig who made that scratch on you!
Kisses and hugs

Joe Stains said...

perhaps you have no ability to taste anything? PERHAPS not only are you hairless you also do not have tastebuds?????

Stanley said...

Hey, Tadman!

You know, Stella is also a poo eater and is a big backer of your campaign. Maybe you two could start a club or something. You could have a smiling turd be your logo. Whatdya think?

Goober love & good luck,

MJ's doghouse said...

oh no TAD...that looks like a stress owie to me...i betcha if she would leave the whole poo thing alone you would be just are so mean sometimes....

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh no. That looks painful. Hope your neck is ok now

~ Girl girl

Harry said...

Your neck looks pretty itchy! I will watch with interest to see if the For-Bid stuff has any effect.

Toodle pip
Harry x

Maggie & Mitch said...

Your neck looks ouchie, Tad!
Mom has heard that eating pineapple cures wanting to eat poo but we're not poo eaters so we don't know this for sure. Maybe you can give it a try and tell us if it really works!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Mack said...

Taddy you are having all sorts of problems!!

I pooped on the living room floor and ate the evidence yesterday. Dude, you have been my inspiration!

Did Figgy accidentally scratched you?

ChaChi Lu said...

Good Luck Tad on the poo front. It has been like poo-jail over no no...blah blah blah. Babs is relentless.

Sorry to hear about your neck. I have been getting slathered with lotion on my belly as I have some nasty winter rash. Oh the joys of being hairless!

~ChaCHi LU

Big kisses to my favorite presidential candidate!

Moco said...

Grammie fed that stuff to the cats for awhile when Foley was eating the Kitty Krunchies (per Pinkie Poo). It did seem to stop him for awhile, but then the crazy old woman organized it to someplace she can't remember. Foley only eats cat poo. Dawson poo can sit on the walk way all day and he won't eat it

Petra said...

Massah means business, that's for sure. This stuff looks pretty potent. I think you should convince her to try the pineapple, too, because then you'd be able to have 2 treats: carrots and pineapple.

You can't blame me for the scratch because you haven't been to see me.

And I miss chasing your tail.

Lady Kaos said...

Sasha has started eating poo again, too. We ran out of pineapple. Mom only bought 1 can in case it didn't work. I'm usually on your side Tad, but in this case I have to take Massah's side. Sorry buddy, but I live with a poo eater and it's really messing up my routine and fun time.

wally said...

Oh jeez! Injuried and poo-deprived. It's a dog's life.


Poppy said...

Oh, Taddy! Your necky is all red! You should make your ma rub special ointment on it. And good luck with your poo eating campaign.


Pee Ess: I am glad to know that you still think I'm cute, even though you found a dog who is just like you...

Princess Pinkie said...

Oh! Poor, poor Tad!

Mom has been threatening to feed Frodo that stuff to stop me from eatting the Kitty Krunchies.

You're such a manly man though, I'm sure you will win in the end. Fight the good fight!

As for your near fatal neck wound, I suspect ninjas. Unless of course, it's a hicky you're not telling us about.

Licks and Wiggles,

Amber-Mae said...

Oh my! Your neck looks really red...Oh, cross paws that she'll give you one big plate of yummy poo!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Balboa & Mommy said...

OH NO, that scratch looks painful, I hope it doesn't hurt too much.

Dude, you eat poo??????

Frenchie Snorts

Deefor said...

Hi Tad
I never tried it. Sounds like recycling. We walk in the city and my mom picks mine up in baggies! But I do like deer poop. And horse... Hope your neck is better soon.