Thursday, December 10, 2009

cruel and unusual

I was going to make a post about how it is NOT TRUE that I leave "puddles and droppings" around the house and am therefore banished to my jail whenever people leave. I also was going to say that any "bad tricks" that Petra is learning are NOT FROM ME. However, something else came up that I need to complain about. Guess how cold it is here.

30? no....

20? no....

10? no....

IT IS NEGATIVE TWENTY FIVE DEGREES BELOW ZERO HERE! Windchill wise, that is. Look at what my poor little feetsies have to subject themselves to at 5:45 in the morning!

This is what my girl sees when she tries to get me to go out there. Sure, I may peek out at her with one eye, but I AM NOT THAT STUPID, MASSAH!

But then she makes me get up and drags me out there. When we come back in we both look like this - frozen blue from the COLD!

I am just going back under the covers.


Ruby Bleu said...

You might be frozen and you have fabulous hair!!!! It's been pretty cold here too...not as cold as where you are, but I refuse to go out and have to admit, I've made a puddle or two! At least I'm in good company with you Taddy!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Asta said...

Poow Tad

that is indeed vewy cwool and unoosual
stay wawm and cozy..wefoose to go out!
smoochie kisses,ASTA

Lorenza said...

Hi, Tad!
I know you are not the one teaching Petra tricks!
My imagination is not good enough for that kind of cold weather!
I can understand you turn blue being there outside!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

Peanut said...

man that is way to cold. Stay as warm as you can buddy.

Dip-Dip and The Bridge said...

Poor old Tad - we don't blame you for leaving puddles in the house if it is -20 outside, doG Almighty!
Hope you wrap your little naked self up cozy and warm to brave the artic conditions.
Wags and kisses, Dinah Bridget and Elliot xx
ps, your girl is a fiend, BOL!

Moco said...

You need heated clothing to stay a nice pinky color.

Mack said...

Yeah, but Tadman, at least you have some nice winter clothes!!

Maggie and Mitch said...

Whoa! Those temps are way too cold for any doggie, Tad! Stay warm!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Stanislaw said...

Dude. My mom totally wants to make your nude-ified self a little sweater. Once she's done with her holiday gift-knitting projects (is EVERYONE I live with a total nerd??!) she'll have lots of extra yarn left and will be in need of a new project. Consider it a New Year gift. Send an email if you're up for it, and we'll let you what measurements she needs. [rawfeasting at gmail dot com]

Enjoy your snow. I find it fine for feasting!

The Animal Doctor said...

Aw tad, im sure a little hug from me will kill the cold in there.

but sssshhh, dont tell scarlet, okay?

its still me,

Life With Dogs said...

Good call, I'd be headed back to bed too! :)

FleasGang said...

It's a good thing you have manly chest hair to keep that cold at bay - at least for a little while! Stay warm :-)

Shelly & Tommy

Sunny,Scooter,Shamus&Jamie said...

OMD That is way,way too cold for any form of life, much less Mr Tadpole. GEEEEEZ
Dog Abuse!!!!!

Petra said...

OK, you go back under the covers and I'll take your crate.

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