My girl is still debating what to do about the little Teddy Bear, but she is so distraught that I had to distract her from the dispair. I came up with a good plan to! Here's the evidence:
Well, what do you know... a Cadbury egg!
What's that? It looks like someone stole it off the coffee table and bit a hole in the wrapper and nibbled an entry into the chocolate and then carefully licked all the filling out of it?!
Couldn't be! Because that is NOT a piece of melted chocolate in my beard that Massah took a picture of and drew a circle around.
Okay, fine - but it was SO GOOD and I can't leave it alone now!
But I am handsome! My girl can't be mad because I am so handsome and manly!