I was going to put a movie up, but the live-action might be too much for many viewers. Instead I have captured stills of the event and will share them with you. But you have been warned.
Scene One:
A ferocious stegosaurus sits, patiently awaiting its prey.
Stock photo of stegosaurus for additional information, in the name of science.
The camera moves in, highlighting the dangerous tongs covering the dinosaur's back.
Scene Two:
A pathetic monkey-faced canine aimlessly stands among the foliage, hoping for food to drop into her mouth.
Easily bored (a clear sign of lesser intelligence) she lies down, utterly unaware of any impending danger.
Scene Three:
The feared stegosaurus shoves its legthal plates into its chosen victim's face.
The unsuspecting victim slowly lifts her head, eyes widening as she takes in the full extent of the terror that is staring her down.
*flashing lights and buzzers sounding*
TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR! TERROR!
She faints, her miniscule brain unable to handle her feelings of horror and helplessness.
If you see this face, BEWARE. He may be prowling around your neighborhood, hunting down his next victim.
Unless Massah decides to clip my back hair. Then Taddy, the Little Naked Chinese Man, will be back.
