Sunday, September 7, 2008

so difficult...!

The lovely little Poppy Drop posted a while ago about the best places to kiss a dog. That was a thought-provoking conundrum for me, because MY favorite place to be kissed and my GIRL'S favorite place to kiss me are different. Let me illustrate. This is me favorite place for my girl to plant a big one on me, on the corner of my mouth:



However, she doesn't like to kiss me there because she says my breath smells!!! Can you believe it?!?! Jeesh! Just because I like to eat my poo shouldn't mean I miss out on kisses!!! But as a compromise, this is where she likes to give kisses:



So I don't know what to say. Is my favorite place where I'd LIKE TO get kisses, or where I DO GET kisses?


It's a hard question, no?

21 comments:

Peanut said...

Where you do man. Where you do.

Poppy said...

Gee, that is a tough one. But really, the question was about the best places to kiss a DOG. And who would know the answer to that better than a DOG?!!

Poppy

MJ's doghouse said...

oh dear,,that is a tough question...i know i like to be kissed on my side of the mouth too..cuz mom always kisses me there when we drive...and i kiss her back right on her face...but i give her big wet slobbery kisses...aaaaaaahhhh.the best

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

That is a hard question.Hmmmm,Scooter has just about wore out his thinker for now, so I,Sunny, will think on this. My mom agrees with your mom about the mouth thing(with Scooter anyway-breath...)
Hugs,
Sunny&Scooter

Ruby Bleu said...

well Tad...the important thing is that you get kisses, right?

Oh, and STOP EATING POOH...it's gross!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Moco said...

Don't think to hard or your head will explode and then you won't get any kisses.

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

Hey Taddy, we have an award for you over at our bloggy. Come on by!
Hugs,
Sunny,Scooter&Jamie

Asta said...

Tad
The Mowe places the bettew!
Keep twying them all out, heheh
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Lorenza said...

Hi, Tad!
Yes, it is a hard question!
But... as long as you get them, don't worry about the place!
Kisses (where you want) and hugs!
Lorenza

Scottie the 'cutie' said...

Hi Tad!

I'm Scottie...nice to meet you! That's a very tough question indeed..but usually we only get those kisses where our Moms kiss us, so I guess it's where you DO GET them? Will be checking back later! *grins*

Scottie

Joe Stains said...

Dad says 'dog kisses are gross'. WHATEVER. Tanners might be, but not mine!

FleasGang said...

The fact that you're getting any kisses at all after eating poo should be enough. But if you must have the kiss on the side of your mouth, you could always do the "turn your head at the last second" trick.

Here's ours: Simon gets it right between the eyes most of the time because he has stinky poo breath too. Shelly usually gets it on the side of her nose. It is sooo soft right there!

Licks
The Fleas

Lady Kaos said...

You have the same problem Sasha does! Although she doesn't have poop breath anymore, now it's toad breath. Mom says she's not even going to find out if toad breath is worse.
Kaos

Mack said...

Mom likes to kiss me on my jowls 'cause I have so much of them.

Girl Girl Hamster said...

That sure is a tough question Tadpole

~ Girl girl

Hugo said...

I like to eat pooh too, for some reason they smell like my food (hint to two-legged to feed me food that dun smell like poo)

Z kisses me both on the side of my mouth and my forehead. I guess I like them both. Although I get no kisses right after a poo eating session.

wally said...

THat's where I liked to get kissed and where my ma ape likes to kiss. We have it all worked out. She says I have stink breath sometimes, though, and won't let me kiss her in my favorite place to kiss her--her eyes! Seriously.

wally t.

ps. How 'bout those CUUUUUBIES!

wally said...

And in spite of posting your kissy spots. No--BECAUSE you post your kissy spots, you are most def the manliest man on on the internets.

wally t.

Hugo said...

Hey,

I've nominated you for an award! Check it out at my bloggie!

Licks and leaps
Hugo

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