Thank you all for your nice words of healing comfort - I am feeling back to my normal self! So good, in fact, that Massah decided to abandon me and Mean Sister Fig and run away to Chicago for a while.
Apparently that's how exciting the Cubs game was.... But WE had excitement of our OWN with Little Miss Pretty Petty Petra Stink Pot Pie!
I cannot tell you what happened. Because I would have to pee on you and then erase your memory. But let me tell you, that's how exciting it was.