Thursday, March 13, 2008


So not only does Mean Sister Fig abandon me for that Petra girl, but also she gets me in trouble!!! And it was all her fault!!! She stole a piece of paper off the table and ripped it to shreds. I simply came over to see what she was doing... and this is what Massah sees:

I was not eating it! I was just... trying to clean up after my sister! Speaking of my sister, where was she while I was getting in trouble?

You got it. Hiding behind a garbage box. That big fat snot.

If that isn't a GUILTY FACE, I don't know what is.


Peanut said...

Oh my goodness. You get in trouble for trying to help Massah clean up. That is not right

Ruby Bleu said...

I don't know Tad, Fig doesn't look guilty to me...not one little pink paper bit!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Lorenza said...

Hi, Tad!
My mom says that if you hide yourself you are guilty! So, sure Fig is guilty!
Too bad you were caught eating that pink paper! We all know you were just cleaning the mess!
Kisses and hugs

Joe Stains said...

hmm, sounds suspicious from both sides, I don't know who to believe!

MJ's doghouse said...

fig has guilty written all over her face...or else why does she have to they actually think a big manly guy like you would even be intersted in pink mom said that your mom should make tshirts with your pictures on it...she said it would cheer up the world

Stanley said...

Yep. She looks guilty to me!

You're such a great brother to Figgles. She doesn't know how good she's got it.

Goober love & smooches,

Amber-Mae said...

Fig should get it!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Harry said...

I hear you Tad. Yesterday Cassidy pinched the tub of fish food from the counter and knocked it everywhere, but I was caught eating it (cleaning up obviously) and got the blame. Sisters, who'd have them?

Toodle pip
Harry x

Huskee Boy said...

Hi Tad,
It's pretty obvious to me that you were trying to help Fig hide the evidence by swollowing it.. this is what you get for trying to me kind-hearted.. geez..

Anonymous said...

It's not looking good for Fig from what I can see!!


Petra said...

Well, what's the problem? You're eating PAPER, Tadpole, and that's better than poop! IF Fig did this, she was just trying to give you a little variety in your diet.

Moco said...

I hope that paper doesn't upset your pancreas. Fig has that look on her face that could kill. You had better watch yourself. Maybe you can eat pink poo now.

FleasGang said...

It might be a guilty face, but it sure is sweet (even if she is mean). Next time when you poop on the floor, blame it on her and call it even :-)

The Fleas

Lady Kaos said...

That's pink paper! Of course you're not going to play with pink paper! You're too manly for that!! Next time there's a mess just leave it for Massah to clean up if she's going to be that way.

Two Wild and Crazy Guyz said...

She does look a little remorseful! Hope you didn't get in too much trouble! Don't they know our future president would NEVER do anything like that???? You're not a paper shredder!

Ozzie & Rocky

Mack said...

Do you have a cat? If so, blame it on him.

Poppy said...

There is absolutely nothing to be ashamed of. Shredding is natural biological function, just like pooping or barfing. I personally like to do all three of these things on a regular basis. So even if it was you, Tad, you have nothing to hide!

By the way, your shirt is totally manly and cool!!! My new sweater still hasn't arrived yet.


Anonymous said...

You sure are one cute dog, I have never met a Chinese man even though I am a pug. Nice to meet you, your sister Fig is just like my Ruby, a good looking Boston. I met Petra already she sure is sweet. I hope we become friends, Nanny told me she reads your blog all the time and feels like you are one of the family. Stop by and visit sometime.
Hugs,Bellyrubs & Smoochies
Opal too

wally said...

Totes guilty! I believe you, Tad.


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Girl Girl Hamster said...

Aw.. I believe that you didn't do it Tadpole and you were just trying to help clean it up

~ Girl girl

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Deefor said...

So unfair. When you are cleaning up and get blamed for the mess. Outrageous.


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Hey Tad - I like your new shirt!

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