So not only does Mean Sister Fig abandon me for that Petra girl, but also she gets me in trouble!!! And it was all her fault!!! She stole a piece of paper off the table and ripped it to shreds. I simply came over to see what she was doing... and this is what Massah sees:
I was not eating it! I was just... trying to clean up after my sister! Speaking of my sister, where was she while I was getting in trouble?
You got it. Hiding behind a garbage box. That big fat snot.
If that isn't a GUILTY FACE, I don't know what is.