Isn't that awesome? She is such a sweet little chihuahuahuahuahua! And she has a name that makes me think of lots of nicknames for her, like Poppy Drop, Poppy-cicle, Poopy Poppy, Pop Pop, Stop Poppy and Roll, and lots of others! I want to pass this award on to Wiley and Fievel, if they haven't already gotten it from someone else! I can relate to Fievel (with a crabby older sibling) because I eat the green stuff off tennis balls too and it makes Mean Sister Fig mad at me.
ALSO, a few people have asked about when I will start me job. The short answer is: I don't know! Massah is still doing training (I hope she learns faster than I did in my training!) and so it will probaby be a couple weeks before I show up and start changing people's lives. Because I'm sure that's what I'll do - no one will be the same after meeting ME! Massah says no one's ear drums will be the same after meeting me, but she's just jealous. Not everyone can have such a healthy set of lungs like I do. Don't hate, Massah.
Anyway, I leave you today with a special presentation. This is actually a reality horror film that Massah-in-Law caught on tape as it happened. This is not a reinactment! Watch carefully as Big Dog, AKA Banjo, tries to kill me! First she sneaks up behind me as I try to go in the house, and then she attacks me when I get off the steps! She keeps lunging at me like she wants to eat me for dinner, and even rolls over ON HER BACK to put me off my guard before running behind me again and going in for a taste. I feared for me life! My tail is tucked WAAAY down between my legs I was so scared! I think she's a cannibal! I barely made it out of there alive! (note: this video is not for the faint of heart!)
Please don't be too terrified - it turns out okay. I escape by the skin of my teeth and safely make it back home. Big Dog is evil, and if you see her, please PLEASE be careful. She tries to disguise herself as Amber, but don't be fooled! Contance vigilance!